Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
In Praise of Clouds
Exclusive Recipe: Tumble Dryer Eggs (like scrambled eggs, but with tumble dryers)
10 Fish That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone
Exclusive Invention: Tooth Copy & Paste (it’s better than toothpaste)
Beware of Mr. Baker: It’s the Drumming Legend & Madman
The Road to Wigan Pier by George Orwell
Brexit: Britain Leaves EU to Escape Aliens & Expensive Sandwiches
In Praise of Passwords
Exclusive Recipe: Tomato Ketchup Ice Cream!
Design Floors vs Design Flaws: Which is Best?
The Stone Roses: Live in Manchester at the Etihad Stadium
Blackfish: The World Changing Super Awesome Documentary
Twenty-Four Hours in the Life of a Woman by Stefan Zweig
Evolutionary Vegetable Theory: Why do Leeks Leak?
Murray Perahia: Classical Music Extraordinaire Live in Manchester
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild will be Fantabulous!
Cotton Buds: 5 Amazing Uses You Weren’t Stupid Enough To Invent!
Exclusive Recipe: Smoked Salmon Cigarettes!
Titanic: “I’m flying… Jack!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
A Short Walk in the Hindu Kush by Eric Newby
The Stone Roses: A Beautiful Thing, Indeed
In Contempt of the Door Handle
In Praise of the Window
Exclusive Invention: The Rocket Rocket (for environmentally friendly space travel)
Instant Cornmeal Porridge: It’s Healthy, Okay Oat for Brains!?
Aliens: 30th Anniversary For James Cameron’s Masterpiece
Nausea by Jean-Paul Sartre
Exclusive Invention: The Cold Air Balloon
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Game of Phones
Chopsticks: 5 Amazing Uses for Everyone’s Favourite Finicky Eating Implement!
Do Walnuts Grow on Walls?
EXCLUSIVE Tooth Fairy Newsletter #3: Tooth Decay Special!
Dungeon Keeper: Demonic Memories of the PC Masterpiece 👺
The Great Fire of London by Samuel Pepys
Exclusive Recipe: Lasagne Ice Cream (oh yeah, we went there!)
Why is “Unnecessary” so Unnecessarily Difficult to Spell?
