Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Alien 3.4 Children
Exclusive Invention: The Bath Mutt (like a bath mat… but not)
Exclusive Recipe: Petrol Ice Cream!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why are all men such bastards?!”
Seasons After Fall: Serene Autumnal Loveliness on Steam
Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions by Edwin A. Abbott
Freddie Mercury: Happy Birthday to the Flamboyant Legend
Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobb (Inception Inspired Dinner)
Sayings Revisited: Good Things Come to Those Who Oscillate
Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Cake (with Deodorant)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend never uses the bog brush!”
Super Metroid: The Legendary SNES Title is Still Perfect
Hiroshima by John Hersey
In Contempt of Breakfast in Bed
Evolutionary Theory: Do Bats Watch Baseball & Cricket?
Arnold Judas Rimmer: Praising Red Dwarf’s Sardonic Coward
Exclusive Recipe: Beef and Watermelon Pie
Giant Snorlax Cushion: It’s Only £400 & Clogs Up Your House
Super Castlevania IV: Spooky Retro 2D Platforming at its Finest!
Adrift: Seventy-Six Days Lost at Sea by Steven Callahan
Wild Rice: Just How Crazy is This Cereal Grain?!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband snores and it’s driving me insane!”
Sandwiches with the Crust Removed is Just Wrong
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Snakes on a Plain
Exclusive Recipe: The Grapes of Wraps (a summery recipe)
Moonshake Books: Moscow Stations Reviewed Without Hiccups
Rayman Legends: Charming Platforming Fun with Tickling
On the Shortness of Life by Seneca
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I dump my utterly mental girlfriend?”
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Conan the Barber Man
Exclusive Invention: Cemint (like cement, but with more mint)
Professional Moron Dating Column: Women Seeking Men!
Professional Moron Dating Column: Men Seeking Women!
David Wise: Composer’s Very Best Music (DKC, Tengami, and More)
By Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Wept by Elizabeth Smart
Extraordinary: This Duplicitous Word Isn’t Extra Ordinary
