Yellow circle

Professional Moron

Daily Doses of Satire & Culture

Menu Skip to content
  • Silliness
    • Insane Inventions
    • Sponsored Posts
    • Alien Abduction Diaries
    • Great Sayings Revisited
    • Hamsters
    • Haiku Friday
  • Features
    • Business Advice
    • Exclusive Santa Newsletter!
    • Agony Aunt
    • Ask Dr. Moron
    • Formula 1
    • MoroniCast Podcast
  • Food
    • Genius New Recipes
    • World Food History
    • British Food History
    • Food Disasters
  • Films, TV, Music
    • Film Reviews (serious ones)
    • Film Quote Off Extravaganzas
    • Epic Music
    • Drumming Stuff
    • Art Stuff
    • TV Shows That Never Were
    • Great Books That Never Were
    • The Story of the Fake Band
  • Groovy Books
    • Serious Books
    • Not So Serious Books
    • Travel Writing
    • Our Short Stories
  • Video Games
    • Indie Games
    • Retro Gaming
    • AAA Games
  • About

Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Charles Bukowski Post Office
June 1, 2015January 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Post Office by Charles Bukowski 📪

Shawshank Redemption
May 30, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Shawshank Redemption: Check Out This Groovy 8 Bit NES Version

May 29, 2015August 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Behold The Four’n Twenty & Pizza Hut Pie Special!

May 28, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Solve Your Biggest Problems With Mustard

Super Mario Bros 3.
May 27, 2015February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros 3: The Super Amazing Landmark Classic

Learn how to juggle
May 26, 2015January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Learn How to Juggle: Master Juggling Quickly & Easily Today!

Three Tales by Gustave Flaubert
May 25, 2015November 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Three Tales by Gustave Flaubert

Dust
May 24, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Spring Cleaning Special: What Is Dust?

Pillows
May 23, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Are Pillows? We Discover The Horrible Truth!

May 22, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What’s Better: Pomegranate Or Granite?

SteamWorld Dig
May 21, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

SteamWorld Dig: Speedrunning Indie Brilliance

Cats
May 20, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Cats Purr? Check Out Our Genuinely Insane Theories!

May 19, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Food: rIce Cream!

May 18, 2015May 18, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Tell The Thyme

Flip-flops
May 17, 2015June 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Join The Great Flip-Flop Fashion Debate!

Reni hat
May 15, 2015February 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Reni Hat: The Stone Roses Fashion Special

Beetroot
May 13, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of The Beetroot

May 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Is It With Oxymorons?

May 10, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Thoughts On Pachelbel’s Cannon, Indeed

May 9, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Food: Corn On The Clod

General Election 2015.
May 7, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

General Election 2015: British Politics Explained Interestingly

World of Goo
May 5, 2015December 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

World of Goo: Masterpiece Indie Puzzler Keeps On Being Special

May 4, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Existed First: Orange Or Oranges?

May 3, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Royal Baby: Princess What’s-Her-Name

Death and the Penguin by Andrey Kurkov
May 2, 2015January 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Death and the Penguin by Andrey Kurkov 🐧

May 1, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Depraved Mind Of Couscous

April 30, 2015April 30, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Tomatoes: Exposing The Truth Behind Nature’s Greatest Fraud

April 29, 2015April 30, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Pug, Pug Me Do: A Brief History Of The Pug

Celery
April 25, 2015January 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Welcome To The Exciting World Of Celery

April 24, 2015April 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrating 20 Years Of Father Ted!

April 23, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

We Went On A Juice Health Spree… This Is What Happened

Apple
April 22, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Balls To Apple Watch! We Want Apple Hopscotch

High heels
April 21, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Fashion: wHeels

Pizza
April 20, 2015September 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Pizza Cutter

The Stone Roses debut album front cover
April 19, 2015January 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Stone Roses: The Greatest Debut Album of All Time

Russian dolls
April 17, 2015January 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Matryoshka (Russian) Dolls: What The Heck Are They, Anyway?

April 15, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Stop Press: First Donut In Space!

Earthworm Jim
April 14, 2015January 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Remembering the Groovy Earthworm Jim! 🪱

Posts navigation

Older posts
Newer posts

Follow Professional Moron on WordPress.com
  • Bluesky
  • YouTube

Popular Posts

Exclusive Santa Column: The Great Barbie Doll Christmas Push!
Waterfall is The Stone Roses' Inspiring Masterpiece
Notes on the "Lost German Girl" of Post-WWII
Agony Aunt: "How do I make romantic gestures to my woman?"
Ask Dr. Moron: "How do I recover from a cold?"
Marmite: How is it Made?
The 50 Best Modern 2D Platformers (2026 Edition) 🕹️
The UK's Pistachio Food OBSESSION 🟩🟢🟩
Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)
Where's Wally? by Martin Handford

Need Something?

Complete PM History

Copyright & All That

© Professional Moron: 2012-2026. Unauthorised use or duplication of our content without permission is a no. If you use excerpts, provide us with credit. Or else!

Create a website or blog at WordPress.com

Privacy & Cookies: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use.
To find out more, including how to control cookies, see here: Cookie Policy
 

Loading Comments...