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Category: Classy Observations

PROPERCORN Fiery Worcester Sauce and Sun-Dried Tomatoes
February 21, 2016February 21, 2016Mr. Wapojif

PROPERCORN’s Fiery Worcester Sauce Will Melt Your Brain!

Tea and coffee
January 31, 2016November 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Which is Better: Coffee or Tea?

Dating a date
January 15, 2016January 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

5 Epic Reasons Not to Date a Date

Ecover washing up liquid
January 12, 2016January 12, 2016Mr. Wapojif

How To Rekindle Your Lust For Life With Washing Up Liquid!

Chopping board uses
January 11, 2016January 11, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Chopping Boards: What Else Can You Use Them For?

Apple stalk
January 6, 2016January 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Apple Investigation: What’s The Twig Bit At The Top For?

How to use a kitchen scourer
January 3, 2016January 3, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Kitchen Scourer: A Brief History of an Implement

What's the difference between lemons and limes?
December 28, 2015December 29, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Difference Between Lemons and Limes?

December 23, 2015December 23, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Brussels Sprouts!

Banana tea
November 23, 2015March 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Immense Banana Sandwich

Blueberries
November 5, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why are Blueberries So Bloody Depressed?

Pastry
October 20, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Aggressive Solutions to Pastry’s Self-Esteem Issue Problems

Burger and Lobster restaurant
October 19, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Waiter or Waitress

Water
October 14, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Which Is Better: Bottled Water or Tap Water?

Chewing gum
September 22, 2015April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Misophonia: Embrace The Hatred of Loud Chewers!

Miso Soup
September 20, 2015November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Why is Miso Soup so Narcissistic?

Eggs
September 16, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Many and Varied Reasons why Eggs aren’t Egregious!

Clipper's Organic Assam Tea with Vanilla
September 5, 2015January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Clipper’s Assam Tea with Vanilla (it’s bloody good)!

Noodles
August 17, 2015January 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

What’s The Bloody Difference Between Spaghetti & Noodles?

Vegetables
August 10, 2015February 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Vegetables That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

July 27, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What in the Name of Bejeezus are Raisins?!?

July 23, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Peel a Banana Without Losing a Limb

July 22, 2015March 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Is Seaweed The Best Snack Ever?!

July 14, 2015April 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Is The Cauliflower a Flower or a Vegetable, Already?!?

July 1, 2015July 2, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What In The Name Of Cripes Is Porridge, Anyway?

June 22, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What The Hell Are Crisps, Anyway, & Are They Even Edible?

June 9, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How Oysters Got Their Name From Lazy Chefs

May 28, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Solve Your Biggest Problems With Mustard

Beetroot
May 13, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of The Beetroot

May 9, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Food: Corn On The Clod

May 4, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Existed First: Orange Or Oranges?

May 1, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Depraved Mind Of Couscous

April 30, 2015April 30, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Tomatoes: Exposing The Truth Behind Nature’s Greatest Fraud

April 23, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

We Went On A Juice Health Spree… This Is What Happened

April 10, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Is Tartare Sauce Made Out Of Tar?

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