Category: Classy Observations
Chopping Boards: What Else Can You Use Them For?
Apple Investigation: What’s The Twig Bit At The Top For?
The Kitchen Scourer: A Brief History of an Implement
What’s the Difference Between Lemons and Limes?
In Praise of Brussels Sprouts!
A Brief History of the Immense Banana Sandwich
Why are Blueberries So Bloody Depressed?
Aggressive Solutions to Pastry’s Self-Esteem Issue Problems
How to Be a Waiter or Waitress
Which Is Better: Bottled Water or Tap Water?
Misophonia: Embrace The Hatred of Loud Chewers!
Why is Miso Soup so Narcissistic?
The Many and Varied Reasons why Eggs aren’t Egregious!
In Praise of Clipper’s Assam Tea with Vanilla (it’s bloody good)!
What’s The Bloody Difference Between Spaghetti & Noodles?
10 Vegetables That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone
What in the Name of Bejeezus are Raisins?!?
How To Peel a Banana Without Losing a Limb
Is Seaweed The Best Snack Ever?!
Is The Cauliflower a Flower or a Vegetable, Already?!?
What In The Name Of Cripes Is Porridge, Anyway?
What The Hell Are Crisps, Anyway, & Are They Even Edible?
How Oysters Got Their Name From Lazy Chefs
How To Solve Your Biggest Problems With Mustard
A Brief History Of The Beetroot
Exclusive New Food: Corn On The Clod
What Existed First: Orange Or Oranges?
Revealed: The Depraved Mind Of Couscous
Tomatoes: Exposing The Truth Behind Nature’s Greatest Fraud
We Went On A Juice Health Spree… This Is What Happened
Is Tartare Sauce Made Out Of Tar?
If There’s Horseradish Why Aren’t There Other Animal Radishes?
If There’s Wasabi… Why Isn’t There Wereabi?
What Is Goat’s Cheese?
Pie Debate: Are Pies Unhealthy?
“How d’you like them apples?”: What Does This Saying Mean?
