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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

Salford Quays
March 3, 2016March 3, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Salford Quays: Swearing Banned as Local Council Goes Mental!

Manchester duck race
March 2, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Manchester Duck Race: All Hail Charity Fun With Ducks!

March 1, 2016March 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Clipper’s White Tea is Made by Dragons… so Drink it!

Horrible food
February 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Food Disasters: Big BBQ – Delicious Tinned Awfulness!

Harper Lee To Kill a Mockingbird
February 28, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

Onion ice cream
February 26, 2016February 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Onion Ice Cream!

Okami Capcom
February 25, 2016May 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ōkami: 10th Anniversary for the Largely Ignored Masterpiece

Heinz Baked Beans with Pork Sausages
February 24, 2016December 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Heinz Beanz with Pork Sausages: Add Some Badness Into Your Life

Garlic bread
February 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Extra Garlicky Garlic Bread Cake!

PROPERCORN Sweet Coconut and Vanilla
February 22, 2016February 22, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Sweet Coconut & Vanilla Popcorn Will Cure Your Inner Evil

PROPERCORN Fiery Worcester Sauce and Sun-Dried Tomatoes
February 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

PROPERCORN’s Fiery Worcester Sauce Will Melt Your Brain!

The Old Man and the Sea
February 20, 2016April 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway

PROPERCORN Sweet and Salty
February 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

We Tried Out PROPERCORN’s Sweet & Salty Flavour… And Lived!

The Moon landings fake
February 18, 2016July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

10 Reasons Why The Moon Landings Were Definitely Faked

Final Fantasy VII
February 17, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Final Fantasy VII: 19 Glorious Years of the RPG Classic

Post-it boat
February 16, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Post-It Boats (like Post-it notes, but for water)

tapas bar
February 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tapas – Now With More Taps!

Princess Mononoke DVD
February 14, 2016March 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Princess Mononoke: Behold Studio Ghibli’s Masterpiece

The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea
February 13, 2016March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea by Yukio Mishima

Umbrella
February 12, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ermbrella (like umbrellas, but with elocution)

Mr. Scruff Make us a brew
February 11, 2016February 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Scruff’s Awesome English Breakfast Brew

Incense sticks food
February 10, 2016February 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Incense Sticks on Toast!

Convict parole
February 9, 2016February 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter #3: The Calamities!

Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon N64
February 8, 2016January 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon: The Most Insane Game Ever?

Jean-Paul Sartre The Wall
February 7, 2016January 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Wall by Jean-Paul Sartre

Brazil Coffee The Coffee of Coffees
February 5, 2016April 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Brazil Coffee: Weird Coffee in a Can!

Sour Cream and Black Pepper popcorn
February 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Sour Cream and Black Pepper Popcorn will Improve your Life!

Crispy Baobab and Onion Kale Chips
February 3, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Improve Your Life Some More With Crispy Baobab & Onion Kale Chips!

PROPERCORN Smooth Peanut and Almond
February 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Improve Your Life With Smooth Peanut And Almond Popcorn!

Teapi
February 1, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapi (like a tepee, but with more tea)

Tea and coffee
January 31, 2016November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Which is Better: Coffee or Tea?

The Book of Tea Kakuzo Okakura
January 30, 2016January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Book of Tea by Okakura Kakuzō

How to make a cup of tea
January 29, 2016April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Make a Cup of Tea Like a Professional

Yogi Tea
January 28, 2016April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Yogi Tea: Proper Belting Herbal Excellence

Pukka teas
January 27, 2016April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Pukka: Dig The Ginger Tea

Clipper Teas
January 26, 2016November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Clipper: A Tea Range For Everyone

Popcorn soup
January 25, 2016January 25, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Popcorn Soup!

George Orwell 1984
January 23, 2016February 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell

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