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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Pot Noodle sandwich
October 11, 2015October 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

It’s the Pot Noodle Sandwich!

Svetlana Alexievich
October 10, 2015August 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Voices From Chernobyl by Svetlana Alexievich

Sushi
October 9, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Shushi (like sushi, but quieter)!

Mario Kart 8
October 8, 2015April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 8: One Of The Best Next Gen Games

Green tea recipe
October 7, 2015January 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Gwean Tea (to curb your green tea addiction)

Pizza
October 6, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pizzza (it’s like pizza, but with a sleepy kick)!

Sauna
October 5, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sawner (like a sauna, but not)

Common cold
October 4, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Causes The Common Cold? Cold Calling!

Seven Brief Lessons on Physics by Carlo Rovelli
October 3, 2015October 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Seven Brief Lessons on Physics by Carlo Rovelli

PROPERCORN
October 2, 2015April 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of PROPERCORN

Little Inferno
October 1, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Little Inferno: Burn Stuff & Relax In This Fun Indie Game

Shoes
September 30, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Recipe: Shoep (shoe soup, for the uninitiated)!

Carrots
September 29, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Carrot!

Instagram
September 28, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Social Media Exclusive: Instirgram (it’s like Instagram)!

Microwave
September 27, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Micro Microwave!

Madame Bovary
September 26, 2015April 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert 👗💰

Underpants
September 25, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Social Media Exclusive: Panterest (it’s like Pinterest, but not)

Garlic
September 24, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Recipe: Garlic Ice Cream!

Shovel Knight: Plague of Shadows
September 23, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Shovel Knight: Plague of Shadows Will Make You Cry (happy tears)

Chewing gum
September 22, 2015April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Misophonia: Embrace The Hatred of Loud Chewers!

Pencil Sharpener
September 21, 2015June 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why The World Needs To Remember The Pencil Shrapnel!

Miso Soup
September 20, 2015December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why is Miso Soup so Narcissistic?

Kettle
September 19, 2015January 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Kettle

Empire of the Sun by J. G. Ballard
September 18, 2015January 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Empire of the Sun by J.G. Ballard

September 17, 2015September 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Pulp Fiction 3D Remake: Cast Exclusively & Officially Revealed!

Eggs
September 16, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Many and Varied Reasons why Eggs aren’t Egregious!

Tremors
September 15, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Graboids From Tremors Are Attacking Manchester!

Super Mario Maker
September 14, 2015March 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Maker: Why You Need This Surreal Genius In Your Life

Super Mario Bros.
September 13, 2015December 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros: Happy 30th Birthday To Nintendo’s Classic

Keurig Soup
September 12, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive (sort of): We Can Now All Brew Soup with Keurig!

Bread carbohydrates
September 11, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

New Recipe: Carbodehydrates (like carbohydrates, but not)!

Shampoo and Conditioner
September 10, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Ant-Dandruff Shampoo Ant Conditioner!

Dear Boy: The Life of Keith Moon by Tony Fletcher
September 9, 2015April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dear Boy: The Life of Keith Moon by Tony Fletcher

Retro toys
September 8, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Retro Toys: The Ugly Mug Puppet

BB-8
September 7, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why You Should Totes Buy a Hamster Instead of a BB-8

Murakami after the quake
September 6, 2015January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

after the quake by Haruki Murakami

Clipper's Organic Assam Tea with Vanilla
September 5, 2015January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Clipper’s Assam Tea with Vanilla (it’s bloody good)!

Manchester Sinkhole
September 4, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Unusual Hobbies #1: Manchester Sinkhole Spotting!

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