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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

Instagram
September 28, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Social Media Exclusive: Instirgram (it’s like Instagram)!

Microwave
September 27, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Micro Microwave!

Madame Bovary
September 26, 2015April 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert 👗💰

Underpants
September 25, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Social Media Exclusive: Panterest (it’s like Pinterest, but not)

Garlic
September 24, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Recipe: Garlic Ice Cream!

Shovel Knight: Plague of Shadows
September 23, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Shovel Knight: Plague of Shadows Will Make You Cry (happy tears)

Chewing gum
September 22, 2015April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Misophonia: Embrace The Hatred of Loud Chewers!

Pencil Sharpener
September 21, 2015June 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why The World Needs To Remember The Pencil Shrapnel!

Miso Soup
September 20, 2015December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why is Miso Soup so Narcissistic?

Kettle
September 19, 2015January 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Kettle

Empire of the Sun by J. G. Ballard
September 18, 2015January 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Empire of the Sun by J.G. Ballard

September 17, 2015September 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Pulp Fiction 3D Remake: Cast Exclusively & Officially Revealed!

Eggs
September 16, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Many and Varied Reasons why Eggs aren’t Egregious!

Tremors
September 15, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Graboids From Tremors Are Attacking Manchester!

Super Mario Maker
September 14, 2015March 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Maker: Why You Need This Surreal Genius In Your Life

Super Mario Bros.
September 13, 2015December 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros: Happy 30th Birthday To Nintendo’s Classic

Keurig Soup
September 12, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive (sort of): We Can Now All Brew Soup with Keurig!

Bread carbohydrates
September 11, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

New Recipe: Carbodehydrates (like carbohydrates, but not)!

Shampoo and Conditioner
September 10, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Ant-Dandruff Shampoo Ant Conditioner!

Dear Boy: The Life of Keith Moon by Tony Fletcher
September 9, 2015April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dear Boy: The Life of Keith Moon by Tony Fletcher

Retro toys
September 8, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Retro Toys: The Ugly Mug Puppet

BB-8
September 7, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why You Should Totes Buy a Hamster Instead of a BB-8

Murakami after the quake
September 6, 2015January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

after the quake by Haruki Murakami

Clipper's Organic Assam Tea with Vanilla
September 5, 2015January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Clipper’s Assam Tea with Vanilla (it’s bloody good)!

Manchester Sinkhole
September 4, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Unusual Hobbies #1: Manchester Sinkhole Spotting!

Kermode and Mayo's Film Review Show
September 3, 2015July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

We Cordially Invite You to Join the Church of Wittertainment

September 2, 2015September 2, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of The British Library’s Public Domain Photo Collection!

Shovel Knight
September 1, 2015December 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

For Shovelry! Why We Love The Rather Almighty Shovel Knight

Nintendo Game Over
August 31, 2015February 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Game Over by David Sheff 👾

Pho Ga Rice Noodles
August 30, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #10: Pho Ga Rice Noodles & The Oodles of Noodles Conclusion!

Instant Noodle King
August 29, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #7, #8, & #9: The Instant Noodle King (Seafood Flavour) and Vit’s Noodles (x2)

Jeremy Pang Pad Thai
August 28, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #6: Jeremy Pang’s Pad Thai Noodle Kit

Nissin Cup Noodles
August 27, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #5: Nissin Cup Noodles (Seafood Flavour)

August 26, 2015May 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Classic Films: Quote Off Extravaganza – Noodle Special!

Mama Rice Noodles Tom Saab
August 25, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #4: Mama Cup – Rice Noodles Tom Saab Flavour

Itsu Vegetable Festival
August 24, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #3: Itsu Vegetable Festival (Cup)

Kabuto Noodles
August 23, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #2: Kabuto Noodles (Beef, Garlic, & Ginger)

Shin Cup Noodle Soup
August 22, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #1: Shin Cup Noodle Soup (Hot & Spicy)

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