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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

January 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Yogurty Truth About Yoghurt!

January 3, 2015January 3, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Belting Post About Belts!

January 2, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The 2015 Beverage Revolution: Brie Tea!

Clothes peg
January 1, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Importance Of Doing The Washing

The peak of Mount Everest
December 30, 2014April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Englishman Scales Mount Everest In Bobble Hat & Pink Speedos

The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
December 29, 2014June 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat by Oliver Sacks 🎩

Hamsters in the wild
December 27, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

News Stories Of 2014: Plague of Hamsters Invades Dover

Lenin
December 24, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

5 Disturbingly Excellent Facts About Christmas

Santa Claus
December 21, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The ONLY Official Santa Claus Column

Accident
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PM Accident Insurance – Personal Testimonials This Merry Christmas Time!

December 17, 2014August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why We’re Having Beans On Toast For Christmas Dinner

Karate man
December 16, 2014November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Karate Dude Is In Charge…

Jean-Paul Sartre The Age of Reason
December 13, 2014January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Age of Reason by Jean-Paul Sartre 🍷

December 11, 2014January 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Reintroducing The ONLY Official Santa Claus Column!

Thomas Was Alone
December 8, 2014April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Thomas Was Alone: Existential Indie Game Poignancy

December 7, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Scarf

What if lies were pies?
December 5, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What if Lies Were Pies?

Down and Out in Paris and London by George Orwell
December 3, 2014January 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Down and Out in Paris and London by George Orwell 🌃👨‍🍳

Pens or pencils - which are best
November 30, 2014August 9, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Which is Better: Pens or Pencils?

November 29, 2014January 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Trailer Reaction

Statue of Liberty
November 28, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Statue Of Liability: Why Britain Needs This Thing

Deodorant sandwiches
November 26, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fine Smelling Deodorant Sandwiches

Lemon
November 25, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Being Pelted With CS Gas? Suck On A Lemon

Donkey Kong Country box for the Super Nintendo
November 24, 2014March 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Country: Landmark SNES Platformer With Feels

Happy birthday!
November 21, 2014February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Guide To Turning 30

November 19, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Journey Into The Mind Of A Hamster

November 17, 2014September 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Dumb and Dumber To: Why Did This Have to Happen?

Proving that bus wheels are wrong from the nursery rhyme The Wheels on the Bus
November 16, 2014August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Wheels On The Bus Nursery Rhyme—A Savage Indictment

November 14, 2014November 14, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

10 Celebrity Surnames Changed To Look Stupid!

November 13, 2014November 13, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Coughy – Cough Syrup Coffee!

November 11, 2014November 11, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

When Is A Generalisation Not A Generalisation?

November 10, 2014June 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Violently Tragic History Of The Sieve

Shovel Knight campfire
November 6, 2014April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

All Hail Shovel Knight!!

November 5, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Who Invented Washing Up?

November 3, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why Wasn’t Jack London From London?

November 2, 2014January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Are Twiglets Really Twigs For Let?

What is Toothpaste?
November 1, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What is Toothpaste?

October 31, 2014November 1, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Self-Service Checkouts…

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