The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvoir
Star Wars: “No. I am your father.” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find my one true love?”
Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations “Too Boring” – Spiced Up With Ravenous Alligators
Exclusive Invention: Concrete Plates (so you don’t break them)
Exclusive Recipe: Haddock & Coca Cola Soup!
On Tyranny – 20 Lessons from the 20th Century
Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA
Exclusive Recipe: Crisps Soup!
Terminator: “Your clothes, give them to me” Quote Off Extravaganza
Exclusive Invention: The Tea Pit (holds more tea than a tea pot)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m attracted to bad boys but keep getting hurt!
Hidden Folks: Go and Find Stuff to the Tune of Silly Noises!
The Woman Destroyed by Simone de Beauvoir
Great Sayings Revisited: You never flail until you stop trying
Exclusive Recipe: Chicken, Mushroom, & Lice Soup!
Casablanca: “We’ll always have Paris” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Breaking News: Horror in the UK as Spring Refuses to Sprung!
Exclusive Invention: Broadbland (making the internet dull again!)
Nintendo Switch: Innovative, Fun, Engrossing, & Bags of Potential!
The Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli
Exclusive Invention: Eyebrews (eyebrows which brew a drink)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My girlfriend isn’t ladylike… AT ALL!”
Exclusive Recipe: Feel Awful Falafels (for weight loss purposes)
Breaking News: Glowing Zelda Reviews Made Up By NOOBS!
Exclusive Recipe: Figs & Chips (a figgy version of Fish & Chips)
A Void by Georges Perec
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild… is the Best Game Ever?!
Friends: “We were on a break!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Invention: Salubrious Suntan Locomotion
Shovel Knight: Specter of Torment is NES Era Gloriousness
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has hairy back syndrome!”
Breaking News: Almond Milk Shortage Triggers Hipster Crisis!
Jurassic Park: “Must go faster” Quote Off Extravaganza!
The Ultimate Ambition in the Arts of Erudition by Shihab al-Din al-Nuwayri
Exclusive Recipe: Lassi Lasagne!
Breaking News: Bins Declared Not “Bin-Like” By Furious OAPs
