Exclusive Invention: The ConKite (a concrete kite)
Exclusive Santa Column: Ho Ho Ho! It’s Christmas Gout (day, rather)!
Predator: “If it bleeds, we can kill it” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Invention: Miso Soap (much better than miso soup)
Exclusive Recipe: Dustard (a potent mix of dust and mustard)
Exclusive Recipe: Musturd (to clear up lingering dung issues)
New Invention: New Year’s Reve-Inflations (inflatable resolutions)
Exclusive Santa Column: The Final XMas Push, Thrust, & Limb Loss!
NES Classic Mini: Your Free Guide to its 5 Grooviest Games
Super Mario Run: Jump, Whoop, Run, & Fun!
Touching the Rock: An Experience of Blindness by John M. Hull
Great Sayings Revisited: Brake the ice
Agony Aunt: “My husband claims he was abducted by aliens. WTF?!”
Apocalypse Now: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Invention: Stereopoly (for a better sounding Monopoly)
Exclusive Santa Column: Plague Outbreak & Plastic Food Fuss!
Notes on Blindness: Remarkable Insights on a Sightless World
Teach Us To Outgrow Our Madness by Kenzaburo Ōe
Exclusive Invention: Bling Bags (pimped up bin bags)
Agony Aunt: “My husband is uglier than I realised. What should I do?”
Exclusive Invention: Propcorn (movie props & popcorn all-in-one)
Exclusive Recipe: Baked Bean on Toast (for dieters)
Great Sayings Revisited: Cat got your dung?
Mega Man 2: Pulse-Pounding NES Platforming Genius 🤖
Moonshake Books: Sartre’s the Age of Reason Reviewed!
If This is a Man by Primo Levi
Exclusive Invention: The Safer Sofer (for sofa sitting safety)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend can’t hold down a steady job!”
In Praise of Cemolina From the Legend of Barney Thomson
Exclusive Recipe: Baked Beans and Watermelon Smoothie!
In Praise of the Fog (Earth’s bad breath)
Angry Video Game Nerd: Taking You Back To The Awesome Past
The Case of the General’s Thumb by Andrey Kurkov
Steve the Hamster: Annual Progress Report & KPI Assessment
Exclusive Invention: The Utterly Bonkers BOOMerang!
Agony Aunt: “My husband just cheated on me with an avatar!”
Exclusive Invention: The Bath Tube
