February 5, 2019February 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction

December 3, 2018December 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”

November 30, 2018November 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

November 7, 2018December 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Edgar the Bug: Praising Vincent D’Onofrio’s Brilliance in MIB

September 26, 2018March 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Predator: We’ve Got Time To Bleed For 1987’s Macho Masterpiece

February 20, 2018April 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Morbo from Futurama

December 27, 2017December 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Thing: Tribute to John Carpenter’s Chilling Masterpiece

December 20, 2017March 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Abyss: James Cameron’s Non-Abysmal Sci-Fi Classic

August 2, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: It’s Snot Rocket Science

December 15, 2016December 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband claims he was abducted by aliens. WTF?!”

July 31, 2016May 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: “Get away from her, you bitch!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

June 24, 2016June 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Brexit: Britain Leaves EU to Escape Aliens & Expensive Sandwiches

June 5, 2016April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: 30th Anniversary For James Cameron’s Masterpiece

March 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Tourism Theories: Are Buttes Made From Butter?

February 18, 2016July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

10 Reasons Why The Moon Landings Were Definitely Faked

January 6, 2016January 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Apple Investigation: What’s The Twig Bit At The Top For?

December 24, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

5 Disturbingly Excellent Facts About Christmas

July 2, 2014January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Understanding Geography: Part 1 – Europe!

June 12, 2014November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Dreams Explained For Those Who Do Not Understand Dreams

January 6, 2014November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Get To Know Professional Moron With These 25 Answered Questions!

May 5, 2013December 13, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Hate Getting My Hair Cut

April 12, 2013April 12, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Pictures From Mr. Wapojif’s Alien Abduction!

February 25, 2013January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Review: The 85th Academy Awards

January 24, 2013April 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be a Lunatic: Part 2

January 6, 2013January 6, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

What was life like on Mars?

November 15, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Earth’s Secret Link: The Northern Lights and Cornflakes

October 29, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why Skinny Jeans Are Idiotic

October 18, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Excuses For Being Late to Work

September 6, 2012July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Our Sweet Potatoes Are Really Made Out Of Sweets

September 5, 2012July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Are Sweet Potatoes Made Out Of Sweets?

August 25, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What Earthlings Could Do On Mars

June 24, 2012July 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Is Your Husband an Alien?

June 10, 2012November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Prometheus: 5 Things About Ridley Scott’s Disappointing Space Romp

May 26, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How To Make Friends With An Alien (with soup)

May 25, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Twitter: Proof of Impending Alien Invasions & Frog Polemics