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Tag: Business

The Geysers and Geezers shop
June 23, 2022June 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Geysers & Geezers Pub [Sponsored Post]

Frank's Flower Shop
June 9, 2022May 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Frank’s Flower Shop (with Wigan Kebabs) [Sponsored Post]

Ping-pong at work employment laws
June 6, 2022June 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ping-Pong Tables at Work: Why Your Business MUST Have One

Tabitha's Tea Shop and Atom Bomb Test Site
June 2, 2022May 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tabitha’s Tea Shop & Atom Bomb Test Site [Sponsored Post]

MoroniCast podcast logo
May 28, 2022June 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #12: Ramblings on Remote Working

Bad Bin Bags
May 26, 2022May 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Billy’s Big Bad Bin Bag Business [Sponsored Post]

The curtsy in the workplace
May 20, 2022May 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Curtsying at Work: The How, Why, and When of the Polite Bob

Leslie's Lazy Laundry Service
May 17, 2022May 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Leslie’s Lazy Laundry Service [Sponsored Post]

Carl's Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd.
May 12, 2022May 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Carl’s Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Piano Jones the Indiana Jones piano
May 9, 2022April 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Piano Jones the Indiana Jones Themed Piano

2025 Osaka World Expo mascot
May 6, 2022July 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Myaku-Myaku the 2025 Osaka World Expo Mascot

Stunts! With Seriously Stupid Stuart
May 5, 2022April 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

STUNTS! With Seriously Stupid Stuart [Sponsored Post]

Nina's Nebula Nair Bar and Space Station
April 28, 2022April 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Nina’s Nebula Nail Bar & Space Station [Sponsored Post]

Geese at work promote mild peril and honking
April 26, 2022April 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Geese at Work: How to Manage Mild Peril, Honking, & Poo

Laura's Lopsided Lemonade Stand
April 21, 2022April 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Laura’s Lopsided Lemonade Stand [Sponsored Post]

A poltergeist grinning and screaming like crazy
April 19, 2022April 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Poltergeists at Work: The Law Regarding Supernatural Beings

Bombastic Brian’s Resplendent Bingo Bonanza
April 12, 2022April 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bombastic Brian’s Resplendent Bingo Bonanza [Sponsored Post]

Sandra’s Substandard Beauty Salon & Burgers
April 7, 2022March 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sandra’s Substandard Beauty Salon & Burgers 💇🍔 [Sponsored Post]

Happy Hank's Holidays & Halitosis Ltd.
March 31, 2022March 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

“Happy” Hank’s Holidays & Halitosis Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Erica's Earwax Eradicator Enterprise
March 24, 2022March 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Erica’s Earwax Eradicator Enterprise [Sponsored Post]

Flappy Bird the indie mobile game
March 20, 2022March 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Flappy Bird: The Notorious Mobile Hit That Caused Total Controversy

Doolally Doreen's Demented Data Processing
March 17, 2022March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Doolally Doreen’s Demented Data Processing [Sponsored Post]

Sandy the Sandwich naming algorithm
March 14, 2022March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sandy the Sandwich Naming Algorithm

Berserk Barry's Bombastic Bin Collections
March 10, 2022March 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Berserk Barry’s Bombastic Bin Collections [Sponsored Post]

A hippo in a lake with its mouth open
March 7, 2022March 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hippopotamuses at Work: Giant Toothed Mammals Guide

Dave's Devious Dentist & Donkey Dealership
March 3, 2022March 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dave’s Devious Dentist & Donkey Dealership [Sponsored Post]

A businessman explaining something at work
March 1, 2022February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mansplaining at Work: The Laws For Expounding Men & Hippos

Buy Cement Now!
February 24, 2022February 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Buy Cement! Now! NOW!! NOW!!! [Sponsored Post]

Dangerous Mary's Horrifying Gardening Co.
February 15, 2022February 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dangerous Mary’s Horrifying Gardening Co. [Sponsored Post]

Employees celebrating in an office by not pushing each other
February 14, 2022February 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Jostling at Work: Laws on Pushing & Elbowing in the Workplace

Sid's Shed Slaying Service
February 10, 2022February 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Sid’s Shed Slaying Service [Sponsored Post]

Gangrenous Gary's Giraffe Rental Service
February 3, 2022January 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Gangrenous Gary’s Giraffe Rental Service [Sponsored Post]

A cartoon example banning leaning in certain areas at work
January 31, 2022January 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Leaning at Work: The Laws on Casually Sloping Employees

Psycho Ken's Cooking Oil Recovery Team
January 27, 2022January 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Psycho Ken’s Cooking Oil Recovery Team [Sponsored Post]

A man rioting with a bottle that's on fire
January 24, 2022January 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Rioting at Work: Rules and Laws on Workplace Anarchy

An employee running at work to meet a timeline
January 18, 2022January 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Running at Work: How to Slow Employees Down

Merry Mike's Drunken Martial Arts Classes
January 13, 2022December 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Merry Mike’s Drunken Martial Arts Classes! [Sponsored Post]

NASTY: The World's Worst Space Program
January 4, 2022December 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

NASTY: Join the World’s WORST Space Program [Sponsored Post]

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