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Tag: DIY

Get Condensation to get condensed milk
August 4, 2022August 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Cantankerous Condensation Company [Sponsored Post]

Ryan's Rubbish Roof Repair Robots
July 21, 2022July 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ryan’s Rubbish Roof Repair Robots [Sponsored Post]

A bedroom with brown wallpaper
November 9, 2021November 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wallpaper choices are destroying my marriage!”

A lawn full of blades of grass
May 11, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bulletproof Grass (to protect your lawns)

An orange rubber bung
February 5, 2021February 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Hot Cross Bungs (tasty and useful hole blocker)

A hammer with bent nails following some DIY
July 27, 2020July 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a DIY disaster!

A cement mixer in a construction yard
June 30, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cement Bitcher (like a cement mixer, but bitchier)

Straw sweep
May 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sweep (a way to sleep & clean up!)

Tape measure
March 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)

A desk and a poster
January 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Desk Washer (keep your favourite desks clean!)

A leaking tap in a sink
November 2, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kitchen Stink (like a sink, but it smells bad)

Sylvester Stallone
October 29, 2018October 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Sylvester Stallone Improvement

Carpet
July 31, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Carpet Pan (all-in-one cooking carpet!)

Worry Dolls
July 17, 2018November 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Worry Dolls: Praising These Groovy Little Dudes

Door
June 15, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Dooreen (a door for people called Doreen)

Wall
May 21, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Great Wall of Chins

Sink
April 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sink Shower (for personal hygiene and doing the dishes!)

Didgeridoo
December 15, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Didgeridoor (a door made from didgeridoos)

A bull
November 28, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Doorbull (a bull who replaces your doorbell)

Wallet
November 23, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wallet Wall (a wall made from old wallets!)

Toilet Cloner
June 19, 2017June 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Toilet Cloner (miles better than toilet cleaner)

A ladle and a ladder
June 15, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Laddler (a ladle and ladder all-in-one)

Propcorn - Popcorn and movie props
December 7, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Propcorn (movie props & popcorn all-in-one)

Forklift truck
October 21, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Fork-Lift Truck (it has lots of forks)

Cement
August 10, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cemint (like cement, but with more mint)

Design floors and design flaws
June 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Design Floors vs Design Flaws: Which is Best?

Chairs Invention
December 21, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The cHair (a chair made out of hair)

Beans on Toast
December 7, 2015December 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beams on Toast (like Beans on Toast, but with structural elements)

A cartoon avocado waving in a friendly way
May 14, 2013July 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Is it Possible to Build a House Out of Avocados?

Stickmen performing common Olympic events
August 3, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

DIY Olympics: Turn Your Living Room Into a Contest

Tools for DIY
June 5, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Guide To Fixing Stuff: Taking You Through Basic DIY

Shelves
April 14, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Shelves: A Brief History

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