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Tag: Humor

Upper class people enjoying a luncheon
January 17, 2022January 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

10 Hit Singles Ruined By Making Them Upper Class

Merry Mike's Drunken Martial Arts Classes
January 13, 2022December 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Merry Mike’s Drunken Martial Arts Classes! [Sponsored Post]

A love heart in a digital vortex
January 11, 2022March 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2022: Women Seeking Men

A love heart on a keyboard enter key
January 10, 2022January 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2022: Men Seeking Women

A grimacing face anger emoji
January 6, 2022December 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “You’d be prettier if you smiled” Guys Keep Saying

NASTY: The World's Worst Space Program
January 4, 2022December 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

NASTY: Join the World’s WORST Space Program [Sponsored Post]

A cartoon alien on a half Moon with a Christmas tree attached
January 3, 2022January 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #9: Santa Claus Gets Abducted!

A garlic clove
December 30, 2021December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband stinks of garlic!”

Mad Maureen's Magnificent Mud Museum
December 28, 2021December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mad Maureen’s Magnificent Mud Museum [Sponsored Post]

A Christmas card with joly messages on it
December 27, 2021December 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day 2021 Report

Heinz Christmas Dinner Big Soup in a tin
December 25, 2021December 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Dinner Big Soup: Is This Heinz’s Masterpiece?

An assortment of well aligned apartments
December 24, 2021December 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife keeps throwing my belongings out the window!”

Workplace signs for items you can wear, including shoes
December 21, 2021December 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Slippers at Work: Laws on Comfortable Workplace Footwear

Santa says Just say Ho!
December 20, 2021December 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Gets a Medical

A bowl of turmeric with raisins nearby
December 17, 2021December 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Turmeric at Work: Employment Laws For Yellow Aromatic Powder

Chainsaw Chopsticks
December 14, 2021December 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Chainsaw Chopsticks For a Deliciously Dangerous Meal

Santa's cartoon hat with a red background
December 13, 2021December 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Notes on Effective Leadership During Trying Times

A Christmas angel figure smiling
December 7, 2021December 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Crush

Wall Street with Gordon Gekko and "Greed is good"
December 6, 2021December 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Greed is Good: Wall Street Quote Off Extravaganza!

A bonsai tree
November 30, 2021November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is obsessed with a bonsai tree”

Santa Claus running with some presents saying Ho ho ho
November 29, 2021November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hallucinations and Water Beds

Godzilla rampaging through the countryside
November 23, 2021November 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my husband a giant lizard?!”

A collection of cartoon space rockets and the cosmos
November 22, 2021November 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Dandelion & Burdock (and space)

Santa Claus eating a chocolate chip cookie
November 16, 2021November 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Mince Pie Eating Competition

A woman with lipstick gossiping in a man's ear
November 15, 2021November 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Deep sea diving CURED my gossiping addiction!”

A bedroom with brown wallpaper
November 9, 2021November 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wallpaper choices are destroying my marriage!”

Christmas items in red and blue
November 8, 2021November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Does Some Paperwork

A woman's face close up to her eyes
November 2, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Mustardscara (Mascara & Mustard All-in-One)

A traffic sign saying Christmas on it
November 1, 2021November 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Paranoia About the Millennium Bug

A smug looking businessman next to his laptop, no doubt typing a sug LinkedIn guru message
October 29, 2021October 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Smug Motivational Business Guru on LinkedIn

Lots of little Santas across Christmas wrapping
October 25, 2021October 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Great Lice Outbreak of Christmas 2021

A woman in pyjamas holding a pillow after sleepwalking into a field
October 22, 2021October 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop sleepwalking?”

Ho Ho Ho written in the snow
October 18, 2021October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Starts at the Psychiatrists

Two glasses of red wine near to a fireplace
October 12, 2021October 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Recipe: Deep-Fried Red Wine (For the Oenophile in All of Us)

A cheerful cartoon Santa hugging a polar bear
October 11, 2021October 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Lurgy Outbreak Threatens Christmas!

Weird Wendy's Wild Wine Tasting Getaway
October 8, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Weird Wendy’s Wild Wine Tasting Getaway [Sponsored Post]

A drunk and hangover Santa asking for alcohol
October 5, 2021October 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: “Christmas is DEAD!”, Yells Santa in Statement

Gorgonzola cheese next to a pear
October 4, 2021October 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gorgonzola at Work: Employment Laws on Veined Blue Cheese

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