Tag: Humor
Breaking News: Theresa May Resigns – Who’s Gonna be the Next Prime Minister!?
How to Use LinkedIn
Haiku Friday #2: Delve Into Our Poetic World
How to Shake Someone’s Hand
Breaking News: Big Business Capitalism Destroying Planet… ZOMG, a Royal Baby!
Exclusive Invention: Sweep (a way to sleep & clean up!)
Agony Aunt: “I’m jealous my bestie is getting married before me!”
P-P-P-Patreon: Professional Moron’s Tyrannical Plans
Haiku Friday #1: Professional Moron Does Japanese Poetry
Age is butter number: Butter-Based Saying is Nonsense
15 Beatles Songs Ruined By Adding “Slug” Into The Title
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Game of Scones
News: Mayonnaise to be Renamed Mayonaise in Horror Move
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell when I’ve fallen in glove?”
Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)
Crocodile Dundee: “You call that a knife?” Quote Off Extravaganza!
FAQs – Queuing: How to queue (on cue) to be a queue master
How to Tell if Someone is Lying
Great Films That Never Were: The Lord of the Ringtones
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”
Dennis Pennis: The Celebrity Interviewer Ready With Insults
Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread (It’s awful and we know it)
Short Story: Susy the Speech Bubble
How to Effectively Manage Your Alien Abduction
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has grown a third arm and it’s gross!”
Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)
15 Classic Novels Ruined By Adding “Potatoes” Into The Title
A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
Canned Laughter: The Origins of Automated “Aahahaha!” Oddness
Exclusive Invention: The Potato Bed (better than a water bed)
Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)
Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)
Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)
FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more
Great Films That Never Were: Pie Hard (pie-based action romp)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Doctor Whom (it’s much better than Doctor Who)
