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Tag: Humor

Letter writing
April 24, 2018August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Threatening Letter

Romance
April 23, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Comedies Ruined By Adding “Sneeze” Into The Title

Kids and a pet
April 20, 2018April 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”

The Graduate
April 19, 2018April 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Graduate: “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Phoebe Buffay
April 17, 2018March 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Phoebe From Friends

Sink
April 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sink Shower (for personal hygiene and doing the dishes!)

Goldfinger
April 13, 2018October 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Goldfinger: “A martini. Shaken, not stirred.” Quote Off Extravaganza

Swearing
April 12, 2018April 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 New Swear Words To Use With Serious Pride

Mustard
April 10, 2018April 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup

Philomena Cunk
April 9, 2018October 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Philomena Cunk: Making Stupidity Funny Again

Bouncer
April 6, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bouncer Castle (a bouncy castle for bouncers)

Hill
April 5, 2018April 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Hillhanger (Cliffhanger spinoff)

Potato being peeled
April 3, 2018April 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)

Jackhammer
April 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Jackstammer (jackhammer for stammerers)

Digitiser 2000 the show
April 2, 2018September 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Digitiser: At One With Teletext’s Anarchic, Classic Video Game Mag

Football
March 30, 2018May 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)

English language
March 29, 2018March 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me bird hates me gansgta slang aiiiiiiie”

Missiles
March 27, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Service with a missile

Bleach
March 26, 2018March 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)

Ice cream
March 23, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend wants to donate his kidneys to charity!”

Barbed wire
March 20, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)

Weight lifting
March 19, 2018March 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Stronger Things (better than Stranger Things)

Bridge
March 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Refbridgerators (bridges made out of old refrigerators)

Cat photographer
March 13, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Photograpurrs (cat photographers)

Man
March 9, 2018March 8, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a nice guy but no bird will go out with me!”

Bridge
March 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Porbridge (a bridge made out of porridge?)

Marriage
March 5, 2018January 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Get Married (our official, unbeatable guide to marriage!)

Fatherhood
March 2, 2018March 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I think my girlfriend is pregnant!”

Chocolate
March 1, 2018March 1, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)

In The Loop
February 28, 2018August 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

In The Loop: Foul Mouthed Political Satire That Made Politics Cool

Horse
February 27, 2018February 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)

Paint
February 26, 2018February 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)

Credit score
February 23, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Credit sore (like a credit score, but itchier)

Owl
February 22, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Towls (towels for owls)

Mary and Max
February 21, 2018April 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Mary and Max: Witty Claymation Championing Good Mental Health

The Simpsons
February 19, 2018February 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Simpering Sons (better than The Simpsons)

Plant
February 15, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Walking the plant

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