Tag: Love
Agony Aunt: “My husband just cheated on me with an avatar!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps shaving his eyebrows off!”
Agony Aunt: “sup dawg? ma gf is like wtf wiv da shelfies aight!”
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend’s feet are really massive and annoying!”
Women by Charles Bukowski 💄
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband uses my leg wax as chicken baste!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband is too hairy. How do I stop this?”
Agony Aunt: “My girlfriend says I’m sexist! Is she broken!?”
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend always gets ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ wrong!”
Confessions of a Chatroom Freak by Mr. Biffo (Paul Rose)
Agony Aunt: “My woman hates football… should I dump the cow?”
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend refuses to clean his ears!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why are all men such bastards?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend never uses the bog brush!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband snores and it’s driving me insane!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I dump my utterly mental girlfriend?”
Professional Moron Dating Column: Women Seeking Men!
Professional Moron Dating Column: Men Seeking Women!
By Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Wept by Elizabeth Smart
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend is addicted to Pokémon GO!”
5 Epic Reasons Not to Date a Date
Love Actually: “To me, you are perfect” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking Women & Men
Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking Men & Women
Gone with the Wind: “You should be kissed” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Jerry Maguire: “You had me at hello” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Three Tales by Gustave Flaubert
The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking
The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking
