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Tag: Relationships

Beer
September 24, 2018September 24, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Blind Drunk Date

Aaaarrghhh
September 14, 2018September 14, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”

1
September 6, 2018September 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”

Men
August 20, 2018August 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating 7 men at once… which one do I pick?!”

Men and women dating
August 6, 2018August 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “There’s, like, this guy I like! How do I, like, ask him out?!”

Husband and wife
July 12, 2018July 12, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband wants to become my wife!”

Flirting
July 4, 2018July 4, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Chat Up a Woman – Part #2

A man falling
June 21, 2018June 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t remember what my husband looks like!”

A couple in a relationship
June 14, 2018June 10, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is, like, really, like, annoying!”

Pawn
May 24, 2018May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I think my husband is addicted to pawn shops!”

Tattoos
May 17, 2018May 13, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me missus wants me to tattoo her name into me forehead!”

Divorce
May 11, 2018May 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I divorce my girlfriend?!”

Sugar
May 4, 2018May 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! What’s a sugar daddy and do I need one?”

Romance
April 23, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Comedies Ruined By Adding “Sneeze” Into The Title

English language
March 29, 2018March 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me bird hates me gansgta slang aiiiiiiie”

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend wants to donate his kidneys to charity!”

Man
March 9, 2018March 8, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a nice guy but no bird will go out with me!”

Marriage
March 5, 2018January 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Get Married (our official, unbeatable guide to marriage!)

Fatherhood
March 2, 2018March 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I think my girlfriend is pregnant!”

Chocolate
March 1, 2018March 1, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)

A gargoyle trying to eat its foot
January 24, 2018January 23, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Gargoyles” To The Names!

Woman online dating
January 16, 2018January 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Women Seeking Men

Love in 2018 - Men seeking women
January 15, 2018March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Men Seeking Women

Love and relationships - outgrowing your boyfriend
January 12, 2018January 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve outgrown my boyfriend. What do I do?!”

Selfie taking addiction
November 2, 2017November 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my girlfriend taking selfies?”

Speed dating advice
October 13, 2017October 13, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Can you give me speed dating advice?”

How to tell if your wife is insane
September 15, 2017September 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell if my wife is insane?!”

Is my husband a robot?
September 7, 2017January 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Is my husband a robot?!”

Fire extinguisher fetish
September 1, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has a fire extinguisher fetish!”

How to ask out a woman
August 16, 2017August 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out a Woman (and score every time, player!)

How to avoid being friend zoned
August 9, 2017August 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop being friend zoned?”

Ditch that zero and find yourself a hero - like Superman
August 4, 2017August 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I ditch this zero and find myself a hero?!”

Mrs. Caliban by Rachel Ingalls
July 29, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Mrs Caliban by Rachel Ingalls

The best chat up lines for men
July 10, 2017September 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need more chat up lines to use on hot birds!”

Mansplaining
June 1, 2017May 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps mansplaining!”

Public displays of affection (PDAs) are evil
May 15, 2017May 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I perform PDAs in public?!”

The problem with manspreading
April 14, 2017August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps manspreading!”

Finding your one true love
April 6, 2017April 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find my one true love?”

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