Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
The Woman Destroyed by Simone de Beauvoir
Great Sayings Revisited: You never flail until you stop trying
Exclusive Recipe: Chicken, Mushroom, & Lice Soup!
Casablanca: “We’ll always have Paris” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Breaking News: Horror in the UK as Spring Refuses to Sprung!
Exclusive Invention: Broadbland (making the internet dull again!)
Nintendo Switch: Innovative, Fun, Engrossing, & Bags of Potential!
The Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli
Exclusive Invention: Eyebrews (eyebrows which brew a drink)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My girlfriend isn’t ladylike… AT ALL!”
Exclusive Recipe: Feel Awful Falafels (for weight loss purposes)
Breaking News: Glowing Zelda Reviews Made Up By NOOBS!
Exclusive Recipe: Figs & Chips (a figgy version of Fish & Chips)
A Void by Georges Perec
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild… is the Best Game Ever?!
Friends: “We were on a break!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Invention: Salubrious Suntan Locomotion
Shovel Knight: Specter of Torment is NES Era Gloriousness
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has hairy back syndrome!”
Breaking News: Almond Milk Shortage Triggers Hipster Crisis!
Jurassic Park: “Must go faster” Quote Off Extravaganza!
The Ultimate Ambition in the Arts of Erudition by Shihab al-Din al-Nuwayri
Exclusive Recipe: Lassi Lasagne!
Breaking News: Bins Declared Not “Bin-Like” By Furious OAPs
Nintendo 64: Celebrating The N64’s Legendary Status
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps staring at other women!”
Exclusive Invention: The Hedge Trombone (a musical trimmer)
The 50 Best Modern 2D Platformers (2026 Edition) 🕹️
Rashōmon & 17 Stories by Ryūnosuke Akutagawa
Exclusive Invention: The CurTain (an extremely rude talking curtain)
Jurassic Park: “Clever girl…” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Health Campaign: Do Nuts (brutal, pro-nut eating)
Breaking News: Ice Cream Sales Plummet Due To Winter!
Great Sayings Revisited: Home is where the go-kart is
Severed: A History of Heads Lost and Heads Found by Dr. Frances Larson
Posthoumous: A Dystopian Story About Houmous Gone Wrong!
