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Category: Classy Observations

Some random restaurants next to neon lights
February 21, 2022February 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Random Restaurants: Food Things to Consider (rate my plate!)

Heinz Christmas Dinner Big Soup in a tin
December 25, 2021December 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Dinner Big Soup: Is This Heinz’s Masterpiece?

Spices laid out on a table, including turmeric
October 8, 2020October 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Porridge With Cinnamon & Turmeric: A Healthy Yes!

Good Food for Bad Days by Jack Monroe
July 18, 2020August 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Good Food for Bad Days by Jack Monroe

Traditional English fish & chips
July 2, 2020July 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fish & Chips: The Dish That Defines a Nation

Arnold Schwarzenegger smiling happily
August 1, 2019June 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Schwarzenegger & Noodles: His Late ’80s Japanese Adverts

Hot dogs and other fast food
June 18, 2019June 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How Are Hot Dogs Made?

Chips
April 17, 2019April 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Crisps (Potato Chips): How Are They Made?

An apple
April 8, 2019July 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it

Chopsticks with a traditional Japanese drawing
January 28, 2019January 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?

Is brown bed better than white bread
October 16, 2017April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Brown Bread vs White Bread: Which is Best?

Classic albums with cabbage in the title
September 5, 2017September 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

15 Classic Albums Improved By Adding “Cabbage” Into the Title

Potatoes
May 31, 2017September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

20 Classic Films Ruined By Using “Potato” in the Title

Why can't I eat toothpaste?
September 28, 2016September 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What Happens “if” (i.e when) you Eat Toothpaste?

Why is wild rice wild
August 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Wild Rice: Just How Crazy is This Cereal Grain?!

Why do leeks leak
June 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Vegetable Theory: Why do Leeks Leak?

Chopsticks other uses
June 1, 2016June 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks: 5 Amazing Uses for Everyone’s Favourite Finicky Eating Implement!

Walnuts grow on walls
May 31, 2016May 31, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Do Walnuts Grow on Walls?

Turmeric history
May 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Turmeric & Why People Called Eric Can’t Eat It

What is a calzone
May 20, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What is a Calzone and Which Time Zone is it From?

Lychee lying
May 4, 2016May 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Right… What’s With The Goddamn Lies, Lychee?!

Chives and archives
May 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Our Chives Are Better Than Archives!

Biona organic coconut oil
April 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Raw Coconut Oil and its Many Uses (Cooking)

When does bread become toast
April 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

At What Moment (PRECISELY) Does Bread Become Toast?

Pistachio nuts
March 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Pistachio Nuts Hate Being Nuts?

Heinz Baked Beans with Pork Sausages
February 24, 2016December 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Heinz Beanz with Pork Sausages: Add Some Badness Into Your Life

PROPERCORN Fiery Worcester Sauce and Sun-Dried Tomatoes
February 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

PROPERCORN’s Fiery Worcester Sauce Will Melt Your Brain!

Tea and coffee
January 31, 2016November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Which is Better: Coffee or Tea?

Dating a date
January 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

5 Epic Reasons Not to Date a Date

Ecover washing up liquid
January 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

How To Rekindle Your Lust For Life With Washing Up Liquid!

Chopping board uses
January 11, 2016January 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Chopping Boards: What Else Can You Use Them For?

Apple stalk
January 6, 2016January 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Apple Investigation: What’s The Twig Bit At The Top For?

How to use a kitchen scourer
January 3, 2016January 3, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Kitchen Scourer: A Brief History of an Implement

What's the difference between lemons and limes?
December 28, 2015December 29, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Difference Between Lemons and Limes?

December 23, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Brussels Sprouts!

Banana tea
November 23, 2015March 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Immense Banana Sandwich

Blueberries
November 5, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why are Blueberries So Bloody Depressed?

Pastry
October 20, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Aggressive Solutions to Pastry’s Self-Esteem Issue Problems

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