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Category: Food and Drink

Garlic
September 24, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Recipe: Garlic Ice Cream!

Chewing gum
September 22, 2015April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Misophonia: Embrace The Hatred of Loud Chewers!

Miso Soup
September 20, 2015December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why is Miso Soup so Narcissistic?

Kettle
September 19, 2015January 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Kettle

Eggs
September 16, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Many and Varied Reasons why Eggs aren’t Egregious!

Keurig Soup
September 12, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive (sort of): We Can Now All Brew Soup with Keurig!

Bread carbohydrates
September 11, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

New Recipe: Carbodehydrates (like carbohydrates, but not)!

Clipper's Organic Assam Tea with Vanilla
September 5, 2015January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Clipper’s Assam Tea with Vanilla (it’s bloody good)!

Pho Ga Rice Noodles
August 30, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #10: Pho Ga Rice Noodles & The Oodles of Noodles Conclusion!

Instant Noodle King
August 29, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #7, #8, & #9: The Instant Noodle King (Seafood Flavour) and Vit’s Noodles (x2)

Jeremy Pang Pad Thai
August 28, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #6: Jeremy Pang’s Pad Thai Noodle Kit

Nissin Cup Noodles
August 27, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #5: Nissin Cup Noodles (Seafood Flavour)

August 26, 2015May 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Classic Films: Quote Off Extravaganza – Noodle Special!

Mama Rice Noodles Tom Saab
August 25, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #4: Mama Cup – Rice Noodles Tom Saab Flavour

Itsu Vegetable Festival
August 24, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #3: Itsu Vegetable Festival (Cup)

Kabuto Noodles
August 23, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #2: Kabuto Noodles (Beef, Garlic, & Ginger)

Shin Cup Noodle Soup
August 22, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #1: Shin Cup Noodle Soup (Hot & Spicy)

Noodles
August 22, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

7 Day Special: Oodles of Noodles!

Anger
August 21, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Veg: Celerberate!

Noodles
August 17, 2015January 9, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

What’s The Bloody Difference Between Spaghetti & Noodles?

Houmous
August 16, 2015January 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Heavenly Houmongous Houmous!

Onion Bhajji
August 11, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Onion Bhajji

Vegetables
August 10, 2015February 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Vegetables That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

Pizza Soup
August 5, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pizza Soup!

Ribena
July 30, 2015July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ribena and Capri-Sun Banned at Tesco

Kinder Surprise Eggs
July 29, 2015November 21, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Kinder Surprise Eggs Banned In America?

Pizza making
July 28, 2015January 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Deep Fried Mars Bar Pizza!

July 27, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What in the Name of Bejeezus are Raisins?!?

July 23, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Peel a Banana Without Losing a Limb

July 22, 2015March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Is Seaweed The Best Snack Ever?!

July 20, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

OMG! The Burger & Lobster Restaurant Is Coming To Manchester!

Toast
July 18, 2015January 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Spaghetti Bolognese Toast!

July 16, 2015July 16, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Happens When You Use Candy Floss As Dental Floss?

July 14, 2015April 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Is The Cauliflower a Flower or a Vegetable, Already?!?

Pasta
July 6, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Tragic History Of Humanity Trying To Cook Pasta

Swizzle stick
July 5, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of The Swizzle Stick

July 3, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Marmite & Tobacco Soup

July 1, 2015July 2, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What In The Name Of Cripes Is Porridge, Anyway?

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