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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

Eating mascara
October 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I can’t stop eating my wife’s mascara!”

The Braked Potato
October 18, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Braked Potato (a food & brake all-in-one)!

A jumper made from jam
October 17, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Jamper (like a jumper, but with more jam)

Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble on the Super Nintendo
October 16, 2016October 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong County 3: SNES Swansong Has Many Highs

Jean-Paul Sartre - The Reprieve
October 15, 2016January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Reprieve by Jean-Paul Sartre

The TeNT
October 14, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The TeNT (for explosive camping fun!)

The DuVet
October 13, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The DuVet (a duvet & veterinary clinic in one)

ABBA - If you gaze into the Abyss
October 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Sayings Revisited: If you gaze into ABBA, ABBA will gaze into you

Hairy men problems
October 11, 2016October 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is too hairy. How do I stop this?”

Chilli con artist carne
October 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chilli Con Artist Carne (food and conning in one!)

SteamWorld Heist
October 9, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

SteamWorld Heist: Indie Game Magic From Image & Form

Alive - The Andes Plane Crash
October 8, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Alive: The Andes Flight Disaster by Piers Paul Read

If it ain't a bloke, don't fix it
October 7, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: If it Ain’t a Bloke, Don’t Fix it

The mush room
October 6, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mush Room (as in a vegetable room)

Feminism and Meninism
October 5, 2016October 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My girlfriend says I’m sexist! Is she broken!?”

Moonshake Books - Classical Music
October 5, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Moonshake Books: Forcing You to Like Classical Music Since 10/16

Salt and vinegar ice cream
October 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Salt and Vinegar Ice Cream!

Environmentally friendly drain unblocker
October 3, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Professional Moron’s Patented Drain Unblocker!

FEZ
October 2, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

FEZ: Flatland Meets Adorable Indie Puzzle-Platformer

Atlas Obscura: An Exploer's Guide to the World's Hidden Wonders
October 1, 2016April 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Atlas Obscura: An Explorer’s Guide to the World’s Hidden Wonders

Superhero cake - cape
September 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cape (like cake, but with more capes)

Is it you're or your?
September 29, 2016October 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend always gets ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ wrong!”

Why can't I eat toothpaste?
September 28, 2016September 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What Happens “if” (i.e when) you Eat Toothpaste?

Cotton earbuds health implications
September 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Cotton Earbuds: Useless For Ear Cleaning… So What’s Better?

Super Mario World
September 26, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario World: Bringing Sunshine & Goombas Into Your Life

Confessions of a Chatroom Freak - Mr. Biffo
September 25, 2016August 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Confessions of a Chatroom Freak by Mr. Biffo (Paul Rose)

A razor invention
September 23, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Razer (like a razor, but filler activated!)

The frying pin
September 22, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Frying Pin (like a pan, but for dieters)

Women who hate football
September 21, 2016October 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My woman hates football… should I dump the cow?”

Hell hath no fury like a woman's scones
September 20, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scones

The CushIron
September 19, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CushIron – A Cushion and Iron All-in-One!

Life at the Limit - Sid Watkins
September 18, 2016October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Life at the Limit: Triumph and Tragedy in F1 by Professor Sid Watkins

The Who
September 17, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Keith Moon & The Who: Smothers Brothers Show 1967

Stephen Malinowski - Pachelbel Canon in D
September 16, 2016December 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Pachelbel’s Canon in D: A ChromaDepth 3D Detailing

The Sandwich
September 15, 2016April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: SandWiches (i.e. using sand in a sandwich)

Don't judge a boot by its cover
September 14, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t Judge a Boot By its Cover

WordCress food blogging
September 13, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: WordCress (like WordPress, but for cress fans)

Cotton earbuds are not safe!
September 12, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend refuses to clean his ears!”

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