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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
September 11, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap (awesomeness with hats)

Junky by William S. Burrough
September 10, 2016December 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Junky by William S. Burroughs

New pillow invention
September 9, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The PillOw (for those who detest sleep)

Alien 3 Spinoff
September 8, 2016February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Alien 3.4 Children

The bath mutt
September 7, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bath Mutt (like a bath mat… but not)

Petrol ice cream
September 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Petrol Ice Cream!

All men are bastards
September 5, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why are all men such bastards?!”

Seasons After Fall
September 4, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Seasons After Fall: Serene Autumnal Loveliness on Steam

Flatland - A Romand of Many Dimensions
September 3, 2016March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions by Edwin A. Abbott

Queen - Freddie Mercury
September 2, 2016April 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Freddie Mercury: Happy Birthday to the Flamboyant Legend

Corn on the Cobb from Inception
September 1, 2016May 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobb (Inception Inspired Dinner)

Good things come to those who oscillate
August 31, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sayings Revisited: Good Things Come to Those Who Oscillate

Beans on Cake with Deodorant
August 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Cake (with Deodorant)

Bog brush advice
August 29, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend never uses the bog brush!”

Super Metroid on the SNES box
August 28, 2016July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Super Metroid: The Legendary SNES Title is Still Perfect

John Hersey - Hiroshima
August 27, 2016April 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hiroshima by John Hersey

Breakfast in Bed
August 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Breakfast in Bed

Bats and sports bats
August 25, 2016September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Do Bats Watch Baseball & Cricket?

Red Dwarf - Rimmer
August 24, 2016March 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Judas Rimmer: Praising Red Dwarf’s Sardonic Coward

Watermelon recipe
August 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beef and Watermelon Pie

Snorlax Bandai
August 22, 2016December 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Giant Snorlax Cushion: It’s Only £400 & Clogs Up Your House

Super Castlevania IV
August 21, 2016March 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Castlevania IV: Spooky Retro 2D Platforming at its Finest!

Adrift: Seventy-Six Days Lost At Sea by Steven Callahan
August 20, 2016May 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Adrift: Seventy-Six Days Lost at Sea by Steven Callahan

Why is wild rice wild
August 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Wild Rice: Just How Crazy is This Cereal Grain?!

Agony Aunt - Men snoring solutions
August 18, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband snores and it’s driving me insane!”

Sandwiches with no crust
August 17, 2016February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches with the Crust Removed is Just Wrong

Snakes on a Plain
August 16, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Snakes on a Plain

Grapes of Wraps
August 15, 2016August 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Grapes of Wraps (a summery recipe)

Venedikt Yerofeev - Moscow Stations
August 15, 2016August 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Moonshake Books: Moscow Stations Reviewed Without Hiccups

Rayman Legends
August 14, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Rayman Legends: Charming Platforming Fun with Tickling

Seneca - On The Shortness of Life
August 13, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

On the Shortness of Life by Seneca

Agony Aunt
August 12, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I dump my utterly mental girlfriend?”

Conan the Barber Man
August 11, 2016August 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Conan the Barber Man

Cement
August 10, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cemint (like cement, but with more mint)

Men seeking women
August 9, 2016August 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Dating Column: Women Seeking Men!

Online dating
August 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Dating Column: Men Seeking Women!

David Wise music
August 7, 2016October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

David Wise: Composer’s Very Best Music (DKC, Tengami, and More)

By Grand Central Station I Sat Down And Wept - Elizabeth Smart
August 6, 2016January 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

By Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Wept by Elizabeth Smart

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