The Case of the General’s Thumb by Andrey Kurkov
Steve the Hamster: Annual Progress Report & KPI Assessment
Exclusive Invention: The Utterly Bonkers BOOMerang!
Agony Aunt: “My husband just cheated on me with an avatar!”
Exclusive Invention: The Bath Tube
Great Sayings Revisited: Let your hare down
Exclusive Santa Column: The Many Explosive Dangers of Christmas
Penguin Lost by Andrey Kurkov
Exclusive Recipe: Beerd (like beer, but with more beards)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps shaving his eyebrows off!”
Exclusive New Activity: Hot Water Bottle Fights!
Great Sayings Revisited: Blood is stupider than water
Exclusive Invention: The SoFan (a sofa and fan all-in-one)!
Super Mario Galaxy: Interplanetary Gaming Perfection ☄️
Satori in Paris by Jack Kerouac
Agony Aunt: “sup dawg? ma gf is like wtf wiv da shelfies aight!”
Exclusive Invention: The Shkirt (a shirt and skirt all-in-one)
Nintendo Classic Mini: The NES is Back, Dude!
Empire Strikes Back: “I Love You”, “I know” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Santa Newsletter: Santa’s the ONLY Santa in Town!
Moby-Dick or the Whale by Herman Melville
Owlboy: More Stunning Indie Game Magic on Steam
Great Sayings Revisited: Better the deviled eggs you know
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend’s feet are really massive and annoying!”
Exclusive New Event: Bonbon Fire Night – Now With More Agony!
Terrible Sayings Revisited: Sweat Your Appetite
Exclusive Invention: The CupBoard (it’s made out of cups!)
Diablo II: Slaughter Your Way to Glory This Halloween!
Women by Charles Bukowski 💄
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband uses my leg wax as chicken baste!”
Jiro Dreams of Sushi: 91st Birthday for Sushi’s Pre-Eminent Genius
Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Getting Crazy for the Clauses!
A Few Good Men: “You can’t handle the truth!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Great Restaurants of Yore: Cal’s Titanic Calzones
Wii U: Its 10 Best Games & Why You Should Own One
One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn
Exclusive Invention: The Fork-Lift Truck (it has lots of forks)
