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Tag: Hair

Older male perm envy special
April 1, 2025April 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got a perm for his mid-life crisis” 💇

Santa Gets a Haircut
October 22, 2024October 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa Gets a Haircut 🎅💈

A manager with a mullet in a corporate working environment
April 30, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mullets at Work: The Laws Regarding Hairdo Abominations

When a husband grows a terrible mullet it looks like this
April 29, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has grown a mullet…” 💈

The annoyance of men playing with women's hair
July 17, 2023July 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my boyfriend play with my hair!?”

Men need to shave their legs
July 11, 2023July 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband shave his legs?!”

Haley's Hopeless Hair Drying Company Ltd.
September 22, 2022September 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Haley’s Hopeless Hair Drying Company Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

When your hair gets angry and demands a perm
August 1, 2022August 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My head of hair is demanding a perm!”

Basket Case Ben's Bonkers Barbers
November 11, 2021November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Basket Case Ben’s Bonkers Barbers [Sponsored Post]

Pinocchio with his giant nose
August 24, 2021August 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is my nose hair problem life threatening?”

A close up of some larva
March 23, 2021March 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I think I have head lice!”

A male employee standing and staring at a whiteboard of information—he has no dandruff
March 22, 2021March 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dandruff at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Scalp Issues

A footballer rolling on the pitch in pain clutching his kneecap
March 16, 2021March 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have kneecap pattern balding!”

A man with a big bushy beard
December 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Growing a Beard: The Common Mistakes Men (and women) Make

A bald man with a gold chain around his neck.
September 24, 2020September 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop going bald?!”

A head louse lying on its back in the dark
September 7, 2020September 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have head lice and nits!”

A man holding his head in stress
August 17, 2020August 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I avoid dandruff?”

A bearded man adjusting his tie
July 13, 2020July 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hairy chest has taken over his life!”

A man getting upset and crying a bit with his nose on show
June 5, 2020June 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my boyfriend’s nose hair?”

Balding man singing hit singles
March 5, 2020September 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Male Pattern Balding” Into the Title

A hipster in glasses and a beard
February 6, 2020February 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Missing Hipster Beard: Substantial Rewards Available on Safe Return

How to shave properly
January 11, 2018January 6, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Shave Your Face (manly man’s guide)

A woman standing being stupid as arrows do stuff
November 17, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Hairnetflix (hairy entertainment like never before!)

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

How Hairdressers Can Improve the Haircut Experience

American Snipper
October 23, 2017October 23, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: American Snipper

The Scarf Wig
October 9, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Scarf Wig

How to go bald gracefully
July 21, 2017April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Go Bald Gracefully (a manly man’s guide)

Chicken, Mushroom, and Lice Soup
March 23, 2017March 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chicken, Mushroom, & Lice Soup!

Men with hairy backs - solutions
March 7, 2017September 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has hairy back syndrome!”

Hairy men problems
October 11, 2016October 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is too hairy. How do I stop this?”

A razor invention
September 23, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Razer (like a razor, but filler activated!)

Snow and dandruff
December 24, 2015December 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Postulations on Life: Is Snow the Earth’s Dandruff?

Chairs Invention
December 21, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The cHair (a chair made out of hair)

March 15, 2015December 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of Prof Brian Cox’s Hairdo

January 15, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Don’t Humans Have Nosebrows or Earbrows?!?

A pair of fake glasses with comedy eyebows
October 8, 2012August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Eyebrows: What Are They For?

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