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Tag: Humor

Angry Andrew's Angry Piano Lessons Ltd.
March 30, 2023March 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Angry Andrew’s Angry Piano Lessons Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A wife stealing of her husband's plate during a romantic meal
March 28, 2023March 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The wife keeps eating off MY plate!!!”

Food theft at work is illegal
March 27, 2023March 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Employees Stealing Lunches at Work (Employment Law Guide)

The Adventures of Arnold Schwarzenegger
March 25, 2023March 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Aliens invading Bolton Town Hall
March 24, 2023March 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #20: Aliens Abduct Bolton Town Hall!

SQUAWK the parrot political party
March 23, 2023March 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

SQUAWK: The Parrot Political Party [Sponsored Post]

Lawrence of Arabia poster
March 21, 2023March 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lawrence of Arabia: “The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts” Quote Off!

Responding to a woman about if her bum looks big
March 20, 2023March 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My wife keeps asking if her ‘bum’ looks big”

The Adventures of Celine Dion
March 18, 2023March 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Celine Dion

Blowing your nose at work
March 17, 2023March 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Blowing Your Nose at Work: The Laws on Bogeys & Honkers

Inappropriate cards for people
March 16, 2023March 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lovely Linda’s Lovely Card Company Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Chatbot the Chat Show
March 14, 2023March 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Chatbot the Chat Show: AI Powered A List Celebrity Merriment

Your husband DRINKS aftershave
March 13, 2023March 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband drinking aftershave?”

The Yodelling Yobbos
March 10, 2023March 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Yodelling Yobbos: Hit After Punch After Theft Into Notoriety

Pam's Purple Porridge
March 9, 2023March 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pam’s Purple Porridge [Sponsored Post]

Clogging the toilet at work
March 7, 2023March 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Clogging the Toilet at Work: The Laws on Backed Up Bogs

Do you date a monobrow guy
March 6, 2023March 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has a monobrow!”

Pun clinic for punning addicts
March 2, 2023March 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pun Addiction Rehabilitation Centre [Sponsored Post]

Star Trek the original series
February 28, 2023February 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Star Trek: “Live long and prosper” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Staring at work laws
February 27, 2023February 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Staring at Work: Employment Laws on Workplace Peering

Dave's Drunken Detective Agency
February 23, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Dave’s Drunken Detective Agency [Sponsored Post]

A woman angry with her husband about their sleeping arrangement
February 21, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband hogs too much space in bed!!”

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
February 20, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Star Trek: “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Death & Noodles funeral parlour
February 16, 2023February 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Death & Noodles Afterlife Bar [Sponsored Post]

The horror of novelty slippers at work
February 14, 2023February 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Novelty Slippers at Work Employment Law Guide

A boring man droning on and on about ale in a conversation
February 13, 2023February 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps droning on about ale (beer)!”

Concrete Soap
February 9, 2023January 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

CONCRETE SOAP [Sponsored Post]

Star Trek the original TV series
February 7, 2023January 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Star Trek: “To boldly go where no man has gone before” Quote Off!

When a husband calls a woman wifey
February 6, 2023January 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The woman hates it when I call her ‘wifey’!”

The Last of Thus the TV show about adverbs
February 3, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Last of Thus: Post-Adverb TV Drama With Zombies

Andy's Amateur Doomsday Watch Ltd.
February 2, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Andy’s Amateur Doomsday Watch Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

How to ask out a CEO
January 31, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out Your CEO on a Date

A man putting his feet on the living room table (the worst of mankind)
January 30, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband PUTS HIS FEET UP on the living room table!”

Haiku weekend special
January 27, 2023January 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #14: Weekend Special (Saturday & Sunday)

The Queuing Museum
January 26, 2023January 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Queuing Museum [Sponsored Post]

The Sound of Silence (and grizzly bears) the folk album
January 24, 2023January 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Grizzly Bear: Growling Folk Act With a Lethal Streak

A marriage ruined by drinks coasters
January 23, 2023January 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband REFUSES to use drinks coasters!!”

Aliens looking for potato chips
January 20, 2023January 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #19: Aliens Want Crisps (Potato Chips)

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