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Tag: Humor

Digitiser 2000 the show
April 2, 2018September 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Digitiser: At One With Teletext’s Anarchic, Classic Video Game Mag

Football
March 30, 2018May 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)

English language
March 29, 2018March 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me bird hates me gansgta slang aiiiiiiie”

Missiles
March 27, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Service with a missile

Bleach
March 26, 2018March 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)

Ice cream
March 23, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend wants to donate his kidneys to charity!”

Barbed wire
March 20, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)

Weight lifting
March 19, 2018March 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Stronger Things (better than Stranger Things)

Bridge
March 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Refbridgerators (bridges made out of old refrigerators)

Cat photographer
March 13, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Photograpurrs (cat photographers)

Man
March 9, 2018March 8, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a nice guy but no bird will go out with me!”

Bridge
March 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Porbridge (a bridge made out of porridge?)

Marriage
March 5, 2018January 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Get Married (our official, unbeatable guide to marriage!)

Fatherhood
March 2, 2018March 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I think my girlfriend is pregnant!”

Chocolate
March 1, 2018March 1, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)

In The Loop
February 28, 2018August 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

In The Loop: Foul Mouthed Political Satire That Made Politics Cool

Horse
February 27, 2018February 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)

Paint
February 26, 2018February 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)

Credit score
February 23, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Credit sore (like a credit score, but itchier)

Owl
February 22, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Towls (towels for owls)

Mary and Max
February 21, 2018April 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Mary and Max: Witty Claymation Championing Good Mental Health

The Simpsons
February 19, 2018February 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Simpering Sons (better than The Simpsons)

Plant
February 15, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Walking the plant

Envelope
February 13, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Envebloke (an envelope for men only)

Tiger
February 12, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicoptiger (tigers flyin’ helicopters)

Smoking in films
February 9, 2018September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined By Adding “Smmmmokin’!” Into The Name

Custard
February 8, 2018September 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cusstard (profanity-laden custard)

How to be a gamer
February 6, 2018July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Gamer: Your Nihilistic Guide to Having “Fun”

A cow
February 5, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cowch (like a couch, but for cows)

The Microcave
February 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Microcave (like a microwave, but not)

A book on a windowsill
February 1, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: To cut a long story short

A duck
January 29, 2018January 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Orange is the New Quack

When Harry Met Sally
January 25, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

When Harry Met Sally: “I’ll have what she’s having” Quote Off

Gandalf in Lego form
January 22, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Sport: G&OLF (Gandolf Related Golf)

Porridge
January 18, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Video Games Ruined By Adding “Porridge” To The Title

Woman online dating
January 16, 2018January 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Women Seeking Men

Love in 2018 - Men seeking women
January 15, 2018March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Men Seeking Women

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