Tag: Humor
Invention: The Wine Bottle Axe (for wine and axe enthusiasts!)
Great Films That Never Were: Dante’s Reek
Exclusive Invention: Floppy Desks (made from floppy disks)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Braking Bad
Exclusive Recipe: Christmas Donner Kebab
Santa Column: Introducing Santa’s Official Twitter Account!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my girlfriend taking selfies?”
Santa Column: Candid Santa in His Most Revealing Interview Yet!
Midnight Cowboy: “I’m walking here!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Santa Column: The Great Barbie Doll Christmas Push!
Breaking News: Storm Brian Batters UK as Citizens Demand Better Storm Names
Exclusive Santa Column: Take a Tour of Santa’s Factory
Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Day in the Life of Santa
Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Annual Christmas Shopping List
12 Rap Albums Improved by Adding Cheese Names to the Title
Aiiiiiiiiie: Check Out Our Debut Gangsta Rap Album!
How to Speak Like You’re From Northern England, Mate
Exclusive Santa Column: Gruesome Accident Report Form Details
15 Famous Paintings Improved by Adding “Smelly” to the Title
Exclusive Santa Column: Singing, Serious Injuries, & Pac-Man
Santa’s Exclusive Column: Getting Ready For Christmas!
Star Wars: “Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred
How to Ask Out a Woman (and score every time, player!)
Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop being friend zoned?”
Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)
News: Carnage as Pavements Renamed “Sidewalks” in the UK
20 A List Celebrities Renamed With Better Surnames
Breaking Bad: “I am the one who knocks!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)
20 Legal Terms Improved By Adding “Poo” Into Them
Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)
Great Films That Never Were: Trainspitting (trains, spit, no drugs)
Whiplash: “Not quite my tempo” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need more chat up lines to use on hot birds!”
