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Tag: Humor

Are Art
December 19, 2017October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Professional Moron #2

Christmas cards
December 18, 2017December 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Swapping Christmas Cards at Santa’s!

Didgeridoo
December 15, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Didgeridoor (a door made from didgeridoos)

The police
December 11, 2017December 11, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Racking Up The Police Warnings

Learn some new words
December 8, 2017December 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

10 More Brilliant New Words and What They Mean!

Ketchup sandwiches
December 7, 2017January 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Ketchup Sandwich (ZOMG, we know!)

A lassi yoghurt drink
December 6, 2017December 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Lassi (the Indian yoghurt drink)

E.T.
December 1, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

“E.T. phone home” Quote Off Extravaganza

A bull
November 30, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The School Bull (better than a school bell)

A bull
November 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Alarm Bull (better than an alarm bell)

A bull
November 28, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Doorbull (a bull who replaces your doorbell)

Toast in a toaster.
November 27, 2017November 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Toastbusters (like Ghostbusters)

Man showing off playing a guitar
November 24, 2017November 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

15 Famous Rock Bands Renamed for the Better

Wallet
November 23, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wallet Wall (a wall made from old wallets!)

Casablanca - Round up the usual suspects
November 22, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “Round up the usual suspects” Quote Off Extravaganza

Santa Claus Christmas push
November 21, 2017November 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Revving Up For Christmas!

Christmas Mail
November 16, 2017November 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Dealing With Hate Mail

The Battle Axe
November 15, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Wine Bottle Axe (for wine and axe enthusiasts!)

November 14, 2017November 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Dante’s Reek

Floppy disk
November 10, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Floppy Desks (made from floppy disks)

A brake with a min wincing about how badly it's gone
November 9, 2017November 9, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Braking Bad

Christmas Donner Kebab
November 7, 2017November 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Christmas Donner Kebab

Santa's official Twitter account
November 6, 2017November 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Introducing Santa’s Official Twitter Account!

Selfie taking addiction
November 2, 2017November 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my girlfriend taking selfies?”

Exclusive Santa Claus interview
November 1, 2017November 1, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Candid Santa in His Most Revealing Interview Yet!

Midnight Cowboy
October 30, 2017August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Midnight Cowboy: “I’m walking here!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Christmas Barbie doll presents
October 25, 2017August 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Great Barbie Doll Christmas Push!

Storm Brian
October 24, 2017October 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Storm Brian Batters UK as Citizens Demand Better Storm Names

Santa's Factory
October 11, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Take a Tour of Santa’s Factory

A day in the life of Santa Claus
October 5, 2017September 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Day in the Life of Santa

Christmas present ideas from Santa
September 28, 2017April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Annual Christmas Shopping List

How to improve rap music
September 26, 2017April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

12 Rap Albums Improved by Adding Cheese Names to the Title

Aiiiiiiiiie the new rap album
September 25, 2017September 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Aiiiiiiiiie: Check Out Our Debut Gangsta Rap Album!

How to speak like you're from Northern England
September 21, 2017March 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Speak Like You’re From Northern England, Mate

Father Christmas Exclusive Column
September 19, 2017November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Gruesome Accident Report Form Details

Paintings improved by being smelly
September 13, 2017April 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Famous Paintings Improved by Adding “Smelly” to the Title

Santa Exclusive Christmas Column
September 12, 2017September 11, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singing, Serious Injuries, & Pac-Man

Santa's Exclusive Column 2017
September 4, 2017September 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Exclusive Column: Getting Ready For Christmas!

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