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Tag: Humor

Christmas Mail
November 16, 2017November 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Dealing With Hate Mail

The Battle Axe
November 15, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Wine Bottle Axe (for wine and axe enthusiasts!)

November 14, 2017November 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Dante’s Reek

Floppy disk
November 10, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Floppy Desks (made from floppy disks)

A brake with a min wincing about how badly it's gone
November 9, 2017November 9, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Braking Bad

Christmas Donner Kebab
November 7, 2017November 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Christmas Donner Kebab

Santa's official Twitter account
November 6, 2017November 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Introducing Santa’s Official Twitter Account!

Selfie taking addiction
November 2, 2017November 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my girlfriend taking selfies?”

Exclusive Santa Claus interview
November 1, 2017November 1, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Candid Santa in His Most Revealing Interview Yet!

Midnight Cowboy
October 30, 2017August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Midnight Cowboy: “I’m walking here!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Christmas Barbie doll presents
October 25, 2017August 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Great Barbie Doll Christmas Push!

Storm Brian
October 24, 2017October 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Storm Brian Batters UK as Citizens Demand Better Storm Names

Santa's Factory
October 11, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Take a Tour of Santa’s Factory

A day in the life of Santa Claus
October 5, 2017September 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Day in the Life of Santa

Christmas present ideas from Santa
September 28, 2017April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Annual Christmas Shopping List

How to improve rap music
September 26, 2017April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

12 Rap Albums Improved by Adding Cheese Names to the Title

Aiiiiiiiiie the new rap album
September 25, 2017September 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Aiiiiiiiiie: Check Out Our Debut Gangsta Rap Album!

How to speak like you're from Northern England
September 21, 2017March 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Speak Like You’re From Northern England, Mate

Father Christmas Exclusive Column
September 19, 2017November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Gruesome Accident Report Form Details

Paintings improved by being smelly
September 13, 2017April 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Famous Paintings Improved by Adding “Smelly” to the Title

Santa Exclusive Christmas Column
September 12, 2017September 11, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singing, Serious Injuries, & Pac-Man

Santa's Exclusive Column 2017
September 4, 2017September 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Exclusive Column: Getting Ready For Christmas!

Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back - Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking, Nerf herder
August 22, 2017July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Fromaige Fred
August 21, 2017August 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred

How to ask out a woman
August 16, 2017August 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out a Woman (and score every time, player!)

The Tooth Pickaxe
August 10, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)

How to avoid being friend zoned
August 9, 2017August 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop being friend zoned?”

Baguettes food and a plastic bin bag
August 8, 2017August 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)

Pavements and sidewalks - the difference
August 7, 2017August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

News: Carnage as Pavements Renamed “Sidewalks” in the UK

Famous celebrities with different surnames
August 3, 2017August 3, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

20 A List Celebrities Renamed With Better Surnames

Breaking Bad - I am the one who knocks
August 1, 2017July 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking Bad: “I am the one who knocks!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Toaster and kettle all-in-one
July 31, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)

Legal terms improved by using poo in the title
July 24, 2017July 22, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

20 Legal Terms Improved By Adding “Poo” Into Them

Grease on Toast
July 20, 2017July 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)

Trainspitting
July 18, 2017July 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Trainspitting (trains, spit, no drugs)

Whiplash - Not quite my tempo
July 12, 2017August 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Whiplash: “Not quite my tempo” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The best chat up lines for men
July 10, 2017September 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need more chat up lines to use on hot birds!”

How to Name Your Baby Guide
July 7, 2017July 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Name Your Baby: Top Tips For New Parents

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