Tag: Lifestyle
Invention: Moppy the Sentient Mop (for excellent mop bot mopping)
FAQs – Sofas: Why are they comfy & what else can they do?
Exclusive Invention: Kitchen Stink (like a sink, but it smells bad)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Sylvester Stallone Improvement
Pomegranates: In Praise of These Difficult to Eat Things
Exclusive Invention: Post-It Boats (sticky, but handy, boats)
Into the Wild by Jon Krakauer
The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave
The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy
FAQs: Spinach – why is it green and does it really itch?
Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder
FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?
Exclusive Invention: Thimble Dryer (a tumble dryer for thimbles)
Chewing Gum: In Contempt of This Abomination
The Dunning-Kruger Effect: Let Us Consider This Stupid Phenomenon
Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)
Pigeons: In Praise Of These Epic Little Winged Beasts
FAQs: Is ketchup safe for human consumption? (& etc.)
Exclusive Invention: The Moshing Machine (for hardcore washers)
TV Shows That Never Were: Buffy The Hamper Slayer
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”
Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)
FAQs: What are shower curtains and are they even necessary?
Emotional Intelligence Test: Find Out How Smart You Is (and are)
Vinyl Painting: Continuing Our Relaxing Stuff Spree
10 Proven & Viable Excuses For Missing a Day At Work
Invention: The Lawnmowshower (a mower and shower all-in-one)
FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?
15 Films Improved By Adding “Scurvy” Into The Title
Exclusive Invention: The Kite of Doom (a kite specialising in doom)
FAQs: What is Houmous, Why Is It Mushy, & What Do I Do With It?
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating 7 men at once… which one do I pick?!”
TV Shows That Never Were: Err (Better Than ER & More Accessible)
Soap Crunching: In Praise Of Scrunching Up Cleaning Products
Exclusive Invention: The Maramablade (a marmalade blade)
