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Tag: Lifestyle

Petrol
November 9, 2018November 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)

Man with a mop
November 8, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Moppy the Sentient Mop (for excellent mop bot mopping)

Sofa
November 6, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Sofas: Why are they comfy & what else can they do?

A leaking tap in a sink
November 2, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kitchen Stink (like a sink, but it smells bad)

Weightlifting
October 30, 2018October 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”

Sylvester Stallone
October 29, 2018October 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Sylvester Stallone Improvement

Pomegranate
October 25, 2018October 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Pomegranates: In Praise of These Difficult to Eat Things

Post-it notes
October 22, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Post-It Boats (sticky, but handy, boats)

Into the Wild by Jon Krakauer
October 20, 2018October 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Into the Wild by Jon Krakauer

Angry face
October 19, 2018October 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave

Running of the cheese
October 17, 2018November 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy

Spinach
October 16, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Spinach – why is it green and does it really itch?

Poverty in the UK
October 13, 2018November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder

Bananas
October 8, 2018August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?

Thimble
October 4, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Thimble Dryer (a tumble dryer for thimbles)

Chewing gum
October 3, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Chewing Gum: In Contempt of This Abomination

Ignorance
October 2, 2018March 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Dunning-Kruger Effect: Let Us Consider This Stupid Phenomenon

Rye bread
October 1, 2018October 1, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)

Pigeon
September 30, 2018July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pigeons: In Praise Of These Epic Little Winged Beasts

Ketchup
September 25, 2018August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Is ketchup safe for human consumption? (& etc.)

September 20, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Moshing Machine (for hardcore washers)

Hamper
September 18, 2018September 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Buffy The Hamper Slayer

Aaaarrghhh
September 14, 2018September 14, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”

Toys and a toilet
September 13, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)

A shower unit.
September 12, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are shower curtains and are they even necessary?

Emotions
September 10, 2018December 31, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Intelligence Test: Find Out How Smart You Is (and are)

Remi Cabarrou vinyl painting
September 5, 2018September 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Vinyl Painting: Continuing Our Relaxing Stuff Spree

Commuting train
September 4, 2018September 4, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 Proven & Viable Excuses For Missing a Day At Work

Lawnmower
September 3, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Lawnmowshower (a mower and shower all-in-one)

Soup
August 30, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?

Tangerines
August 28, 2018August 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Improved By Adding “Scurvy” Into The Title

Kite of Doom
August 27, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Kite of Doom (a kite specialising in doom)

Hummus
August 24, 2018August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Houmous, Why Is It Mushy, & What Do I Do With It?

Men
August 20, 2018August 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating 7 men at once… which one do I pick?!”

Hospital
August 17, 2018August 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Err (Better Than ER & More Accessible)

Soap crunching
August 13, 2018August 13, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Soap Crunching: In Praise Of Scrunching Up Cleaning Products

Blade in a field
August 9, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Maramablade (a marmalade blade)

The Sun
August 7, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: The Sun Is Great, But Please Teach Me More About It

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