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Tag: Satire

A hand with aggressive fingers picking a human nose
September 6, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Flicking Bogeys at Work: Laws on Polite Workplace Nose Picking

A dressed up couple holding champagne glasses at an event
August 31, 2021August 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does the wife take 12 hours to get ready?”

Egor's Equity Release Emporium (and chippy)
August 26, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Egor’s Equity Release Emporium (& Chippy) [Sponsored Post]

A combine harvester in a field
August 23, 2021August 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Combine Harvesters in the Office: Laws on Machines at Work

Strange Simon's Sadistic Supermarket
August 19, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Strange Simon’s Sadistic Supermarket [Sponsored Post]

A woman on a date holding a coffee
August 17, 2021August 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I need help with my post-lockdown dating life!”

An employee working in an office with a plant
August 16, 2021August 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fake Plants at Work: Laws on Maintaining Spurious Organisms

The Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry Tongue Twister Society
August 13, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Join the Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry Society [Sponsored Post]

A woman holding her mouth after hiccuping
August 10, 2021August 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop the hiccups?”

A giant metal safe blocking a room
August 9, 2021August 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hiccup Room: The Belated Sequel to Panic Room (2002)

Demented Doreen's Disastrous Dating Department
August 5, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Demented Doreen’s Disastrous Dating Department [Sponsored Post]

A bin for an app icon
August 3, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Binder—The App For Finding Your Dream Bin

Some graffiti of a mouth drooling
August 2, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should my husband be drooling this much?”

Whiplash Wendy's Wonderful Taxi Warehouse
July 29, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Whiplash Wendy’s Wonderful Taxi Warehouse [Sponsored Post]

Alien spaceships shooting at a city
July 27, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #8: Intergalactic Aliens on the Pull

A large cartoon doodle
July 26, 2021October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Doodling at Work: Laws on Artistic Expression in Work

A human skull set against a black backdrop
July 24, 2021July 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Full Verbal Transcript

A white doily on a table
July 23, 2021July 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My doily mad wife is destroying our marriage!”

Berserk Brian's Big Bouncy Castle Bonanza
July 22, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Berserk Brian’s Big Bouncy Castle Bonanza! [Sponsored Post]

Atrocious Andy's Bad Acting Emporium
July 15, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Atrocious Andy’s Bad Acting Emporium [Sponsored Post]

A wolf staring intensely
July 13, 2021July 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dunces With Wolves: Reality TV Show With Lower Intelligence

A team of colleagues performing a high five
July 12, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: StinkedIn—Avoid Stinking Bad at Work

A man in a man cave
July 6, 2021July 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has a man cave and it’s gross!”

One hand typing on a keyboard whilst the other hand drums on the desk
July 5, 2021August 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Drumming Fingers on a Desk: Work Laws on Noise Nuisance

The Atrocity Exhibition by J.G. Ballard
July 3, 2021July 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Atrocity Exhibition by J.G. Ballard

Horrible Harry's Horrendous Holiday Hotspots
July 1, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Horrible Harry’s Horrendous Holiday Hotspots [Sponsored Post]

A messy duvet with a dog's paws underneath the duvet cover
June 29, 2021June 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do you put a duvet cover on a duvet?”

A team of employees at work discussing body odour
June 28, 2021June 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Body Odour at Work: Controlling Stink in the Workplace

Cute cartoon aliens saying 'Hello!'
June 26, 2021June 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: US Government Confirms Aliens!!

Barmy Bill's Bonkers Botox Removal
June 24, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Barmy Bill’s Bonkers Botox Removal Business [Sponsored Post]

Businessmen discussing customers around a customer chart
June 22, 2021June 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Communicate With Customers (without getting shut down)

A miser (miserable git) being snide
June 21, 2021June 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Who Wants to be a Miserable Old Git? Great Shows That Never Were

Dr. Bob's Barmy Botox Boutique advertisement
June 17, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dr. Bob’s Barmy Botox Boutique [Sponsored Post]

Clean dishes stacked up after being washed up
June 15, 2021June 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband won’t do the dishes!”

Employees holding indoor sparklers near the American flag
June 14, 2021June 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fireworks at Work: The Rules on Controlled Workplace Explosions

A cartoon drawing of a packet of chewing gum
June 8, 2021June 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Chewing Gum at Work: How to Make Your Employees Behave

A freshly baked pizza cooling for a moment on a work surface
June 7, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Racing: Food-Based Motorsport With Tuna & Cheese

Barrels lined up in a row
June 1, 2021May 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has quit his job to live in a barrel…”

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