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Tag: Satire

Man falling asleep over some poems
June 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #5: Bodily Functions Special

We are hiring
June 13, 2019June 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

We’re Hiring: Our Last Apprentice Died Hideously… Sign On Up!

An angry man in a hoodie
June 11, 2019June 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “You made me put the toilet seat down & you will pay!”

Toilet cubicles in a black and white bathroom
June 10, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toilet Seat Hat

A toilet with the seat up
June 5, 2019June 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps leaving the toilet seat up!”

Soy Sauce
June 3, 2019June 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Inaugural World Soy Sauce Drinking Championship Ends in Chaos

Letters on a page
May 31, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #3: Foodie Special

A toothbrush and toothpaste
May 30, 2019May 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Why Does Orange Juice Taste Bad After Brushing Your Teeth?

A female runner smiling like crazy
May 27, 2019June 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Our marriage is over competitive & it’s dangerous!”

Downing Street
May 24, 2019May 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Theresa May Resigns – Who’s Gonna be the Next Prime Minister!?

LinkedIn logo
May 20, 2019May 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Use LinkedIn

Affordable Space Adventures
May 12, 2019May 13, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Affordable Space Adventures: Unique Space Romp on the Wii U

Shaking hands in an office
May 10, 2019May 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Shake Someone’s Hand

A baby looking surprised
May 9, 2019August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Big Business Capitalism Destroying Planet… ZOMG, a Royal Baby!

A woman getting married with a bunch of flowers
May 6, 2019May 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m jealous my bestie is getting married before me!”

Butter
May 2, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Age is butter number: Butter-Based Saying is Nonsense

A slug
April 30, 2019April 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Beatles Songs Ruined By Adding “Slug” Into The Title

Scones
April 25, 2019April 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Game of Scones

An egg and mayonnaise bun
April 23, 2019April 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

News: Mayonnaise to be Renamed Mayonaise in Horror Move

Mittens
April 22, 2019April 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell when I’ve fallen in glove?”

Brexit
April 4, 2019April 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Will John Bercow Yelling “Order!” Solve The Brexit Nightmare?

Silhoutte of women on the phone
April 1, 2019April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: The Lord of the Ringtones

Good looking happy young couple cycling in a field
March 29, 2019March 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”

Dennis Pennis
March 26, 2019January 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dennis Pennis: The Celebrity Interviewer Ready With Insults

Susy the Speech Bubble
March 23, 2019April 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Susy the Speech Bubble

Man with extra arms
March 21, 2019March 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has grown a third arm and it’s gross!”

Tractor in action on a field
March 19, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)

People in a meeting lookig happy staring at a laptop
March 11, 2019March 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)

Kneecaps after an X ray
February 28, 2019February 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Famous Proverbs Ruined By Adding “Kneecaps” Into Them

District 9
February 27, 2019April 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

District 9: 10th Anniversary For Clever Sci-Fi Social Satire

Anarchy strike
February 21, 2019February 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Strike: Day Three – LIVE Coverage

Thank you
February 4, 2019February 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Email & Letter Sign-Offs: How to End Your Discourse

Men with slightly off looking heads
January 29, 2019January 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”

Megaphone for a voice
January 26, 2019January 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Voice

A woman taking a selfie with scenery in the background
January 24, 2019January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”

Punch of a fist
January 21, 2019January 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

How to Punch Someone in the Face

Monty Python's Life of Brian.
January 16, 2019March 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Life of Brian: Worshipping Monty Python’s Masterpiece

A woman in a wedding dress
January 15, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress

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