
Tag: Silly


10 New Swear Words To Use With Serious Pride

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup

Exclusive Invention: Bouncer Castle (a bouncy castle for bouncers)

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Hillhanger (Cliffhanger spinoff)

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)

Invention: Jackstammer (jackhammer for stammerers)

Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me bird hates me gansgta slang aiiiiiiie”

Great Sayings Revisited: Service with a missile

Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)

Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend wants to donate his kidneys to charity!”

Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Stronger Things (better than Stranger Things)

Exclusive Invention: Refbridgerators (bridges made out of old refrigerators)

Exclusive Invention: Photograpurrs (cat photographers)

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a nice guy but no bird will go out with me!”

Exclusive Invention: Porbridge (a bridge made out of porridge?)

How to Get Married (our official, unbeatable guide to marriage!)

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I think my girlfriend is pregnant!”

Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)

Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)

Exclusive Invention: Credit sore (like a credit score, but itchier)

Exclusive Invention: Towls (towels for owls)

In Praise of Morbo from Futurama

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Simpering Sons (better than The Simpsons)

Great Sayings Revisited: Walking the plant

Exclusive Invention: The Envebloke (an envelope for men only)

Invention: The Helicoptiger (tigers flyin’ helicopters)

15 Films Ruined By Adding “Smmmmokin’!” Into The Name

Exclusive Invention: The Cowch (like a couch, but for cows)

Exclusive Invention: The Microcave (like a microwave, but not)

Great Sayings Revisited: To cut a long story short

15 Video Games Ruined By Adding “Porridge” To The Title

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Women Seeking Men
