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Tag: Silly

Goldfinger
April 13, 2018October 31, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Goldfinger: “A martini. Shaken, not stirred.” Quote Off Extravaganza

Swearing
April 12, 2018April 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

10 New Swear Words To Use With Serious Pride

Mustard
April 10, 2018April 9, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup

Bouncer
April 6, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bouncer Castle (a bouncy castle for bouncers)

Hill
April 5, 2018April 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Hillhanger (Cliffhanger spinoff)

Potato being peeled
April 3, 2018April 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)

Jackhammer
April 2, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Jackstammer (jackhammer for stammerers)

Football
March 30, 2018May 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)

English language
March 29, 2018March 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me bird hates me gansgta slang aiiiiiiie”

Missiles
March 27, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Service with a missile

Bleach
March 26, 2018March 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)

Ice cream
March 23, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend wants to donate his kidneys to charity!”

Barbed wire
March 20, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)

Weight lifting
March 19, 2018March 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Stronger Things (better than Stranger Things)

Bridge
March 16, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Refbridgerators (bridges made out of old refrigerators)

Cat photographer
March 13, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Photograpurrs (cat photographers)

Man
March 9, 2018March 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a nice guy but no bird will go out with me!”

Bridge
March 8, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Porbridge (a bridge made out of porridge?)

Marriage
March 5, 2018January 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Get Married (our official, unbeatable guide to marriage!)

Fatherhood
March 2, 2018March 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I think my girlfriend is pregnant!”

Chocolate
March 1, 2018March 1, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)

Horse
February 27, 2018February 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)

Paint
February 26, 2018February 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)

Credit score
February 23, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Credit sore (like a credit score, but itchier)

Owl
February 22, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Towls (towels for owls)

Morbo
February 20, 2018April 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Morbo from Futurama

The Simpsons
February 19, 2018February 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Simpering Sons (better than The Simpsons)

Plant
February 15, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Walking the plant

Envelope
February 13, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Envebloke (an envelope for men only)

Tiger
February 12, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicoptiger (tigers flyin’ helicopters)

Smoking in films
February 9, 2018September 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined By Adding “Smmmmokin’!” Into The Name

A cow
February 5, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cowch (like a couch, but for cows)

The Microcave
February 2, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Microcave (like a microwave, but not)

A book on a windowsill
February 1, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: To cut a long story short

Porridge
January 18, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

15 Video Games Ruined By Adding “Porridge” To The Title

Woman online dating
January 16, 2018January 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Women Seeking Men

Love in 2018 - Men seeking women
January 15, 2018March 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Men Seeking Women

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