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Tag: Silly

Toilet cubicles in a black and white bathroom
June 10, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toilet Seat Hat

A page of poems
June 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #4: Sporting Special

A toilet with the seat up
June 5, 2019June 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps leaving the toilet seat up!”

Soy Sauce
June 3, 2019June 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Inaugural World Soy Sauce Drinking Championship Ends in Chaos

Letters on a page
May 31, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #3: Foodie Special

A toothbrush and toothpaste
May 30, 2019May 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Why Does Orange Juice Taste Bad After Brushing Your Teeth?

A surfer falling over a wave
May 28, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Key Surf Board (for typing & surfin’)

A female runner smiling like crazy
May 27, 2019June 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Our marriage is over competitive & it’s dangerous!”

Downing Street
May 24, 2019May 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Theresa May Resigns – Who’s Gonna be the Next Prime Minister!?

LinkedIn logo
May 20, 2019May 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Use LinkedIn

Haiku in Japanese
May 17, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #2: Delve Into Our Poetic World

Shaking hands in an office
May 10, 2019May 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Shake Someone’s Hand

A baby looking surprised
May 9, 2019August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Big Business Capitalism Destroying Planet… ZOMG, a Royal Baby!

Straw sweep
May 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sweep (a way to sleep & clean up!)

A woman getting married with a bunch of flowers
May 6, 2019May 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m jealous my bestie is getting married before me!”

Moronic yellow
May 6, 2019May 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

P-P-P-Patreon: Professional Moron’s Tyrannical Plans

Poetry book and haikus
May 3, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #1: Professional Moron Does Japanese Poetry

Butter
May 2, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Age is butter number: Butter-Based Saying is Nonsense

A slug
April 30, 2019April 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Beatles Songs Ruined By Adding “Slug” Into The Title

Scones
April 25, 2019April 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Game of Scones

An egg and mayonnaise bun
April 23, 2019April 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

News: Mayonnaise to be Renamed Mayonaise in Horror Move

Mittens
April 22, 2019April 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell when I’ve fallen in glove?”

A cake with strawberries
April 19, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)

Crocodile Dundee
April 18, 2019April 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Crocodile Dundee: “You call that a knife?” Quote Off Extravaganza!

People queuing
April 11, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Queuing: How to queue (on cue) to be a queue master

Brexit
April 4, 2019April 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Will John Bercow Yelling “Order!” Solve The Brexit Nightmare?

Lying
April 2, 2019March 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Tell if Someone is Lying

Silhoutte of women on the phone
April 1, 2019April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: The Lord of the Ringtones

Good looking happy young couple cycling in a field
March 29, 2019March 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”

Cement
March 25, 2019May 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread (It’s awful and we know it)

Susy the Speech Bubble
March 23, 2019April 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Susy the Speech Bubble

Alien abduction
March 22, 2019March 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Effectively Manage Your Alien Abduction

Man with extra arms
March 21, 2019March 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has grown a third arm and it’s gross!”

Tractor in action on a field
March 19, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)

An assortment of potatoes
March 18, 2019March 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Classic Novels Ruined By Adding “Potatoes” Into The Title

Potatoes
March 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Potato Bed (better than a water bed)

People in a meeting lookig happy staring at a laptop
March 11, 2019March 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)

Tape measure
March 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)

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