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Woman online dating
January 16, 2018January 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Women Seeking Men

Love in 2018 - Men seeking women
January 15, 2018March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Men Seeking Women

Love and relationships - outgrowing your boyfriend
January 12, 2018January 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve outgrown my boyfriend. What do I do?!”

Frogs playing sports games
January 9, 2018January 8, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 Exciting New Words for the Sports Industry

The exercise spike
January 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Exercise Spike (better than an exercise bike)

January 5, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ovan (an oven which is also a van)

The Grand Hotel
January 4, 2018December 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Grand Hotel: “I want to be alone” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Wait Training
January 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Therapy: Wait Training (training you to be better at waiting)

Santa Claus out in the open with snow
January 1, 2018January 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Polemic: On the Nature of Fame

If the tables are turned, or to turn the tables
December 29, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: If the tables were burned…

The Art of Professional Moron
December 28, 2017October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Professional Moron #3: Kitchen Utensil Special

Santa on Christmas Day
December 25, 2017December 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Official Christmas Day Chaos Report

Christmas hat
December 22, 2017November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Last Minute Christmas Push Carnage!

Santa Exclusive Christmas Column
September 12, 2017September 11, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singing, Serious Injuries, & Pac-Man

Men with hairy backs - solutions
March 7, 2017September 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has hairy back syndrome!”

What if lies were pies?
December 5, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What if Lies Were Pies?

What is Toothpaste?
November 1, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What is Toothpaste?

How to pronounce tzatziki
October 4, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Pronounce Tzatziki

A British gentleman attempting to handle a summer heatwave
June 24, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

British Summer Explained For Everyone (Including British People)

Donkey Music the album
January 21, 2013August 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Musical Donkeys: A Skiffle Band of Donkeys

Meat, vegetables, and gravy
August 8, 2012November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

An Exposé: The True Horrors of Gravy

May 4, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

World Domination: Part 2—The Plague of Doom!

A fried egg around other Easter decorations
April 5, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Funny Meals To Make Over The Easter Weekend

An assortment of vegetables to make soup
March 7, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

10 Really Good Soups That Haven’t Been Made Yet

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