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May 24, 2019May 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

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News: Mayonnaise to be Renamed Mayonaise in Horror Move

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November 1, 2018October 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

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News: Carnage as Pavements Renamed “Sidewalks” in the UK

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Breaking News: British National Anthem to be Rewritten!

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