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Bombastic Brian’s Resplendent Bingo Bonanza
April 12, 2022April 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bombastic Brian’s Resplendent Bingo Bonanza [Sponsored Post]

A smug looking businessman next to his laptop, no doubt typing a sug LinkedIn guru message
October 29, 2021October 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Smug Motivational Business Guru on LinkedIn

The Archers BBC
December 27, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Archers: Why We Hate BBC Radio 4’s Stupid Soap Opera

Poverty in the UK
October 13, 2018November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder

Socks
May 15, 2018May 13, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Sockiology: Researching the Role of Socks in Human Society

Extraordinary space
August 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Extraordinary: This Duplicitous Word Isn’t Extra Ordinary

The chicken or the egg
July 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What Came First: The Egg or the Egg Yolk?

Design floors and design flaws
June 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Design Floors vs Design Flaws: Which is Best?

Rattlesnake rattle
March 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Rattlesnakes Have a Rattle

Hoarse horse
March 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Horses Are Hoarse (Neigh!)

Monument Valley Butte Butter
March 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Tourism Theories: Are Buttes Made From Butter?

Snow and dandruff
December 24, 2015December 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Postulations on Life: Is Snow the Earth’s Dandruff?

BB-8
September 7, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why You Should Totes Buy a Hamster Instead of a BB-8

Pho Ga Rice Noodles
August 30, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #10: Pho Ga Rice Noodles & The Oodles of Noodles Conclusion!

Vans
August 19, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Van Security Special: Who Is The Vanguard Of Van Guarding?

August 6, 2015August 6, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

5 Ways To Cure Your Nail Biting Disorder

August 3, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Fundamental Grammer: Why “You Are” Equals “You’re”

Disappointment
July 7, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Is There An Ointment For Disappointment?

Pomegranate
June 26, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

If There’s A Banana Boat, Why Isn’t There A Pomegranate Boat?

June 24, 2015June 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Skinny Jean Chaos Revealed: 10 Horrifying Problems Created By Those Goddamn SOBs!

June 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Aren’t There Three Es In “Trees”?

May 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Is It With Oxymorons?

May 10, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Thoughts On Pachelbel’s Cannon, Indeed

General Election 2015.
May 7, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

General Election 2015: British Politics Explained Interestingly

May 4, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Existed First: Orange Or Oranges?

March 20, 2015March 20, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Solar Eclipse 2015: The Aftermath

March 17, 2015October 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

“How d’you like them apples?”: What Does This Saying Mean?

March 14, 2015June 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Debunking The Great Bunk Bed Myth & Debacle

February 19, 2015February 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Do Rats Ratify Stuff Which Needs Ratifying?

February 6, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Is It Possible To Bait Breath?

January 15, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Don’t Humans Have Nosebrows or Earbrows?!?

Clothes peg
January 1, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Importance Of Doing The Washing

Happy birthday!
November 21, 2014February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Guide To Turning 30

November 11, 2014November 11, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

When Is A Generalisation Not A Generalisation?

October 28, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Humans Need To Comfort Food?

Dreams
June 12, 2014November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Dreams Explained For Those Who Do Not Understand Dreams

Angry Volcano
April 7, 2013January 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Professional Moron

February 28, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Do You Have “LOL” Tourette’s Syndrome?

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