September 21, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: RoboDog Extraordinaire—Fido 2.0

August 7, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Skydiving Chess (strategy from a height)

July 23, 2020July 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ee Ba Gum: The Greatest Saying in English History

June 30, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cement Bitcher (like a cement mixer, but bitchier)

June 25, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bombjela (like bonjela, but more explosive)

June 9, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Electric Frying Pan Fan (for cool cooking)

May 8, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: The Halfwit Poem & Song

April 30, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Haiku Poetic Lockdown Special #2

April 23, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Haiku Lockdown Poetic Special

April 9, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Frying Pun—Cook Up a Wordplay Storm

February 21, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Wedding Haiku Special: Fall in Love With Our Words

February 18, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Whiskle (a whisk and whistle in one)

February 4, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Romance Bazooka

October 18, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #9: Autumn & Autumnal Illness Special

October 11, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bogpipes (a bigger hygiene risk than bagpipes)

September 6, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #8: Video Game & Gaming Thing Special

August 23, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Professional Moron First Aid Kit

August 8, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #7: Summer Special

July 15, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bazookio (the family-friendly bazooka!)

June 21, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #6: Fashion for the Fashionista

June 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #5: Bodily Functions Special

June 10, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toilet Seat Hat

June 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #4: Sporting Special

May 31, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #3: Foodie Special

May 28, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Key Surf Board (for typing & surfin’)

May 17, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #2: Delve Into Our Poetic World

May 16, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Time is Honey: The World’s Most Confusing Honey-Based Saying

May 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sweep (a way to sleep & clean up!)

May 3, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #1: Professional Moron Does Japanese Poetry

May 2, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Age is butter number: Butter-Based Saying is Nonsense

April 19, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)

March 27, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamsters: Celebrating The Odd History of These Adorable Idiots

March 19, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)

March 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Potato Bed (better than a water bed)

March 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)

February 26, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bookmark Toothbrush Gun

February 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games

January 31, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)