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Category: Agony Aunt

NaggoTron the nagging wife robot
October 24, 2022October 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I miss my wife so I built a nagging robot…”

The Meh situation with Men
October 11, 2022October 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s annoying ‘Meh’ habit…”

When men are scared of mother-in-laws
October 4, 2022October 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is scared of his mother-in-law!”

Women love boy racers
September 20, 2022September 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do boy racers keep trying to impress me!?”

When best friends steal baby names
August 22, 2022August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best friend stole my baby name!”

How to create children who aren't spoiled
August 2, 2022August 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with spoiled brats for kids?”

Best friends shouldn't copycat each other
July 25, 2022July 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best friend is copying everything in my life!”

Do brooding bodyguards save marriages
July 11, 2022July 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why’s my husband hired a bodyguard to protect me?”

Throwmance the romantic practice of throwing things at people
July 5, 2022July 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Throwmance—my husband’s new take on romance”

Men shaving should be illegal
June 28, 2022June 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband doesn’t clean the sink after shaving!”

Are gross rich old men marriage material?
June 14, 2022June 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I marry a gross rich old man?”

Men wearing shorts during the summer
May 23, 2022May 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop men wearing shorts this summer!?”

A woman struggling to open a difficult jar... she needs a man!
May 2, 2022April 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Women keep asking me to open pickle jars!”

April 11, 2022April 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband never does nice things to surprise me!”

A furiously arguing couple
March 29, 2022March 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My first date ideas are terrible!”

An abandoned ship left in the countryside
February 28, 2022February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s solution for everything is to abandon ship”

A packed out sandwich
February 22, 2022February 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband likes sandwiches more than me!”

A pretty garden shed in a nice neighbourhood
February 7, 2022February 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Can a shed REALLY save our marriage!?”

A married couple linking arms at a wedding
February 1, 2022January 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My hubby hates being called ‘hubby’!”

A moonlit silhouette of a couple with the man proposing
January 20, 2022January 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I need a budget engagement ring for my broad!”

A grimacing face anger emoji
January 6, 2022December 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “You’d be prettier if you smiled” Guys Keep Saying

A garlic clove
December 30, 2021December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband stinks of garlic!”

An assortment of well aligned apartments
December 24, 2021December 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife keeps throwing my belongings out the window!”

A bonsai tree
November 30, 2021November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is obsessed with a bonsai tree”

Godzilla rampaging through the countryside
November 23, 2021November 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my husband a giant lizard?!”

A woman with lipstick gossiping in a man's ear
November 15, 2021November 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Deep sea diving CURED my gossiping addiction!”

A bedroom with brown wallpaper
November 9, 2021November 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wallpaper choices are destroying my marriage!”

A woman admiring her lipstick in a mirror
September 28, 2021September 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my wife addicted to wearing lipstick?”

A woman with purple hair doing chat up lines on a phone
September 20, 2021September 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are the best chat up lines to use on men?”

A woman posing and doing duck lips
September 13, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I STOP doing duck lips photo poses!?”

An upset girlfriend sitting on some autumn leaves
September 7, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my girlfriend always upset but says she’s not?”

A dressed up couple holding champagne glasses at an event
August 31, 2021August 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does the wife take 12 hours to get ready?”

A woman on a date holding a coffee
August 17, 2021August 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I need help with my post-lockdown dating life!”

Some graffiti of a mouth drooling
August 2, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should my husband be drooling this much?”

A white doily on a table
July 23, 2021July 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My doily mad wife is destroying our marriage!”

A man in a man cave
July 6, 2021July 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has a man cave and it’s gross!”

A messy duvet with a dog's paws underneath the duvet cover
June 29, 2021June 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do you put a duvet cover on a duvet?”

Clean dishes stacked up after being washed up
June 15, 2021June 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband won’t do the dishes!”

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