Professional Moron

January 13, 2017January 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m going bald!! How do I get my hair back?!”

January 12, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Chainsore

January 11, 2017January 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Glasses Named “Enemy of the State” as UK Riots!

January 10, 2017January 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Taken a Sad Turn?! Visit Saturn!

January 9, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Saved by the smell

January 8, 2017April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

NMS Issue #46: DKC 3 Exclusive, N64 Special, & Super Mario RPG

January 7, 2017January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Trial by Franz Kafka

January 6, 2017December 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband has a gross ingrowing toenail!”

January 5, 2017December 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Spaghetti Declared “Obnoxious” as UK Riots!

January 4, 2017December 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Financial Advice: 5 Tips on How to Secure a Loan (semi-legally)

January 3, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

New Invention: The PrintErrr… (it prints off conversational fillers)

January 2, 2017January 1, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Visit Jupiter – The Best Gas Giant!

January 1, 2017March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

INSIDE: The Dystopian Masterpiece

December 31, 2016May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Iron in the Soul by Jean-Paul Sartre

December 30, 2016December 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “Here’s looking at you, kid” Quote Off Extravaganza!

December 29, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Ingradients (inclined ingredients for mountaineers)

December 28, 2016May 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my wife eats is cheese on toast!”

December 27, 2016December 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Poopcorn

December 26, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The ConKite (a concrete kite)

December 25, 2016November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho Ho Ho! It’s Christmas Gout (day, rather)!

December 24, 2016September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “If it bleeds, we can kill it” Quote Off Extravaganza!

December 23, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Miso Soap (much better than miso soup)

December 22, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Dustard (a potent mix of dust and mustard)

December 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Musturd (to clear up lingering dung issues)

December 20, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

New Invention: New Year’s Reve-Inflations (inflatable resolutions)

December 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Final XMas Push, Thrust, & Limb Loss!

December 18, 2016February 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

NES Classic Mini: Your Free Guide to its 5 Grooviest Games

December 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Run: Jump, Whoop, Run, & Fun!

December 17, 2016September 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Touching the Rock: An Experience of Blindness by John M. Hull

December 16, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Brake the ice

December 15, 2016December 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband claims he was abducted by aliens. WTF?!”

December 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Apocalypse Now: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning” Quote Off Extravaganza!

December 13, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Stereopoly (for a better sounding Monopoly)

December 12, 2016December 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Plague Outbreak & Plastic Food Fuss!

December 11, 2016September 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Blindness: Remarkable Insights on a Sightless World

December 10, 2016December 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Teach Us To Outgrow Our Madness by Kenzaburo Ōe

December 9, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bling Bags (pimped up bin bags)

December 8, 2016December 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is uglier than I realised. What should I do?”