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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

How to be good at Badminto
July 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

How to NOT be Bad at Badminton

Why we hate Superman
July 7, 2016August 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

5 Completely Irrational Reasons why we Hate Superman

Praising brown bread
July 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Brown Bread

White bread
July 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of White Bread

Caviar cake
July 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Cake (with extra caviar)!

The Cove documentary
July 3, 2016October 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Cove: Celebrated Documentary which Took on the World

Charles Bukowski - Ham on Rye
July 2, 2016January 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ham on Rye by Charles Bukowski

Hose pipe pen
July 1, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Hose Pipe Pens (better than fountain pens)

In praise of clouds
June 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Clouds

Tumble dryer eggs
June 29, 2016January 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tumble Dryer Eggs (like scrambled eggs, but with tumble dryers)

Insulting fish names
June 28, 2016February 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Fish That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

Toothpaste alternatives
June 27, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Tooth Copy & Paste (it’s better than toothpaste)

Beware of Mr. Baker
June 26, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Beware of Mr. Baker: It’s the Drumming Legend & Madman

George Orwell - The Road to Wigan Pier
June 25, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Road to Wigan Pier by George Orwell

Brexit
June 24, 2016June 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Brexit: Britain Leaves EU to Escape Aliens & Expensive Sandwiches

In praise of passwords
June 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Passwords

Tomato ketchup ice cream
June 22, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tomato Ketchup Ice Cream!

Design floors and design flaws
June 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Design Floors vs Design Flaws: Which is Best?

The Stone Roses - Etihad Stadium
June 20, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Stone Roses: Live in Manchester at the Etihad Stadium

Blackfish
June 19, 2016January 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Blackfish: The World Changing Super Awesome Documentary

Stefan Zweig Twenty-Four Hours in the Life of a Woman
June 18, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Twenty-Four Hours in the Life of a Woman by Stefan Zweig

Why do leeks leak
June 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Vegetable Theory: Why do Leeks Leak?

Murray Perahia - Live in Manchester
June 16, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Murray Perahia: Classical Music Extraordinaire Live in Manchester

The Legend of Zelda - Breath of the Wild
June 15, 2016June 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild will be Fantabulous!

cotton bud uses
June 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Cotton Buds: 5 Amazing Uses You Weren’t Stupid Enough To Invent!

Smoked salmon cigarettes
June 13, 2016June 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Smoked Salmon Cigarettes!

Titanic - Jack I'm flying
June 12, 2016February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Titanic: “I’m flying… Jack!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Eric Newby A Short Walk in the Hindu Kush
June 11, 2016July 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

A Short Walk in the Hindu Kush by Eric Newby

The Stone Roses A Beautiful Thing
June 10, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Stone Roses: A Beautiful Thing, Indeed

Door handle problems
June 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of the Door Handle

Why windows are great
June 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Window

Rocket space travel
June 7, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rocket Rocket (for environmentally friendly space travel)

Instant Cornmeal Porridge with Cinnamon
June 6, 2016February 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Instant Cornmeal Porridge: It’s Healthy, Okay Oat for Brains!?

Aliens
June 5, 2016April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: 30th Anniversary For James Cameron’s Masterpiece

Jean-Paul Sartre - Nausea
June 4, 2016January 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Nausea by Jean-Paul Sartre

Cold air baloon
June 3, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cold Air Balloon

Game of Phones
June 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Game of Phones

Chopsticks other uses
June 1, 2016June 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks: 5 Amazing Uses for Everyone’s Favourite Finicky Eating Implement!

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