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Tag: Drinks

Women in a tea field
December 31, 2018December 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)

Party drinks
December 27, 2018December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”

Keith Moon drumming
September 7, 2018March 31, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Keith Moon: 40th Anniversary of Drumming Madman’s Death

Bouncer
April 6, 2018April 6, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bouncer Castle (a bouncy castle for bouncers)

A lassi yoghurt drink
December 6, 2017December 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Lassi (the Indian yoghurt drink)

Mashed Potato Milkshake
October 10, 2017October 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mashed Potato Milkshake!

The Squashing Machine
April 12, 2017April 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Squashing Machine (a washing machine which squashes stuff)

The Tea Pit
March 28, 2017March 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tea Pit (holds more tea than a tea pot)

Eyebrews
March 17, 2017March 17, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Eyebrews (eyebrows which brew a drink)

Rubicon and Lychee
May 6, 2016May 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Rubicon’s Lychee Fizzy Drink: Evolution in a Can!

TeaCot
May 3, 2016May 3, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The TeaCot (like a teapot, but for cots)

Pukka Three Ginger Tea
March 31, 2016March 31, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Pukka’s Three Ginger Tea: Whoa! It Packs a Mighty Punch!

March 1, 2016March 1, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Clipper’s White Tea is Made by Dragons… so Drink it!

The Book of Tea Kakuzo Okakura
January 30, 2016August 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Book of Tea by Okakura Kakuzō

How to make a cup of tea
January 29, 2016April 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Make a Cup of Tea Like a Professional

Yogi Tea
January 28, 2016April 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Yogi Tea: Proper Belting Herbal Excellence

Pukka teas
January 27, 2016April 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Pukka: Dig The Ginger Tea

Clipper Teas
January 26, 2016November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Clipper: A Tea Range For Everyone

Tea week
January 21, 2016April 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Tea Week on Professional Moron

Cheese Tea
December 17, 2015December 17, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Cheese Tea!

New coffee recipe
November 9, 2015November 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Coffee Recipe: Coffhe and Coffher!

Water
October 14, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Which Is Better: Bottled Water or Tap Water?

Green tea recipe
October 7, 2015January 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Gwean Tea (to curb your green tea addiction)

February 2, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Isn’t Earl Grey Tea Grey?

tea
October 29, 2014November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tea Bag Mop!

April 11, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Ruin Spring For Everyone

March 30, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Power of Lemonade

October 17, 2012January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Orange Juice: No Bits…

September 27, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Mint Tea: The Legend, The Myths, The Truth

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