December 4, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Cookie Cutter Chainsaw (for cookie cutting excellence)

November 29, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!

November 27, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?

November 9, 2018November 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)

November 5, 2018November 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner

November 2, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kitchen Stink (like a sink, but it smells bad)

November 1, 2018October 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic

October 25, 2018October 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Pomegranates: In Praise of These Difficult to Eat Things

October 23, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Noodles – It’s spaghetti really, isn’t it? Or not?

October 19, 2018October 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave

October 17, 2018November 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy

October 16, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Spinach – why is it green and does it really itch?

October 13, 2018November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder

October 9, 2018October 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Host a Dinner Party

October 8, 2018August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?

October 3, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Chewing Gum: In Contempt of This Abomination

October 1, 2018October 1, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)

September 25, 2018August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Is ketchup safe for human consumption? (& etc.)

September 24, 2018September 24, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Blind Drunk Date

September 22, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich

September 18, 2018September 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Buffy The Hamper Slayer

September 17, 2018September 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses

August 30, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?

August 28, 2018August 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Improved By Adding “Scurvy” Into The Title

August 24, 2018August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Houmous, Why Is It Mushy, & What Do I Do With It?

August 10, 2018October 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Posthoumous – A Dystopian Houmous Affair

August 9, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Maramablade (a marmalade blade)

August 2, 2018July 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What Is Water & Do We Really Need To Drink It?

July 31, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Carpet Pan (all-in-one cooking carpet!)

July 27, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Peaboard (better than a keyboard)

July 26, 2018August 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Dribble Cake (miles better than drizzle)

July 24, 2018July 22, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Man Drives Ice Cream Van Off Cliff In Lancashire To “Prove A Point”

July 20, 2018July 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Improved By Adding “Mouthwash” Into The Title

July 19, 2018July 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Ice Cream

July 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Flying Pan (better than the frying pan)

July 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Hob

June 28, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are lollipops and why do they have to exist?

June 26, 2018June 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)