Tag: Health
Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)
Invention: Moppy the Sentient Mop (for excellent mop bot mopping)
Exclusive Invention: Kitchen Stink (like a sink, but it smells bad)
Pomegranates: In Praise of These Difficult to Eat Things
The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy
FAQs: Spinach – why is it green and does it really itch?
Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder
Exclusive Invention: The Drum Pit (drum kits in a pit)
FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?
Chewing Gum: In Contempt of This Abomination
The Dunning-Kruger Effect: Let Us Consider This Stupid Phenomenon
Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)
Pigeons: In Praise Of These Epic Little Winged Beasts
FAQs: Is ketchup safe for human consumption? (& etc.)
Exclusive Invention: The Moshing Machine (for hardcore washers)
TV Shows That Never Were: Buffy The Hamper Slayer
Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)
FAQs: What are shower curtains and are they even necessary?
Emotional Intelligence Test: Find Out How Smart You Is (and are)
Vinyl Painting: Continuing Our Relaxing Stuff Spree
10 Proven & Viable Excuses For Missing a Day At Work
Invention: The Lawnmowshower (a mower and shower all-in-one)
FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?
15 Films Improved By Adding “Scurvy” Into The Title
Exclusive Invention: The Kite of Doom (a kite specialising in doom)
FAQs: What is Houmous, Why Is It Mushy, & What Do I Do With It?
TV Shows That Never Were: Err (Better Than ER & More Accessible)
Soap Crunching: In Praise Of Scrunching Up Cleaning Products
Exclusive Invention: The Maramablade (a marmalade blade)
FAQs: The Sun Is Great, But Please Teach Me More About It
FAQs: What Is Water & Do We Really Need To Drink It?
SandSation: In Praise of Malleable Kinetic Sand
Exclusive Invention: The Carpet Pan (all-in-one cooking carpet!)
Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Dribble Cake (miles better than drizzle)
Breaking News: Man Drives Ice Cream Van Off Cliff In Lancashire To “Prove A Point”
FAQs: What is Sneezing and is it Dangerous?
