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Tag: Humor

Envelope
February 13, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Envebloke (an envelope for men only)

Tiger
February 12, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicoptiger (tigers flyin’ helicopters)

Smoking in films
February 9, 2018September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined By Adding “Smmmmokin’!” Into The Name

Custard
February 8, 2018September 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cusstard (profanity-laden custard)

How to be a gamer
February 6, 2018July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Gamer: Your Nihilistic Guide to Having “Fun”

A cow
February 5, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cowch (like a couch, but for cows)

The Microcave
February 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Microcave (like a microwave, but not)

A book on a windowsill
February 1, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: To cut a long story short

A duck
January 29, 2018January 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Orange is the New Quack

When Harry Met Sally
January 25, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

When Harry Met Sally: “I’ll have what she’s having” Quote Off

Gandalf in Lego form
January 22, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Sport: G&OLF (Gandolf Related Golf)

Porridge
January 18, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Video Games Ruined By Adding “Porridge” To The Title

Woman online dating
January 16, 2018January 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Women Seeking Men

Love in 2018 - Men seeking women
January 15, 2018March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Men Seeking Women

Love and relationships - outgrowing your boyfriend
January 12, 2018January 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve outgrown my boyfriend. What do I do?!”

How to shave properly
January 11, 2018January 6, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Shave Your Face (manly man’s guide)

Frogs playing sports games
January 9, 2018January 8, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 Exciting New Words for the Sports Industry

The exercise spike
January 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Exercise Spike (better than an exercise bike)

January 5, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ovan (an oven which is also a van)

The Grand Hotel
January 4, 2018December 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Grand Hotel: “I want to be alone” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Santa Claus out in the open with snow
January 1, 2018January 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Polemic: On the Nature of Fame

The Timewaster Letters
December 30, 2017January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Timewaster Letters by Robin Cooper

If the tables are turned, or to turn the tables
December 29, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: If the tables were burned…

The Art of Professional Moron
December 28, 2017October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Professional Moron #3: Kitchen Utensil Special

Bins surround by countryside
December 26, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Bindependent (a newspaper about bins)

Santa on Christmas Day
December 25, 2017December 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Official Christmas Day Chaos Report

Christmas hat
December 22, 2017November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Last Minute Christmas Push Carnage!

Toilet paper
December 21, 2017November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Popular Foods Ruined by Adding “Toilet Paper” to The Name

Are Art
December 19, 2017October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Professional Moron #2

Christmas cards
December 18, 2017December 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Swapping Christmas Cards at Santa’s!

Didgeridoo
December 15, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Didgeridoor (a door made from didgeridoos)

The police
December 11, 2017December 11, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Racking Up The Police Warnings

Learn some new words
December 8, 2017December 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

10 More Brilliant New Words and What They Mean!

Ketchup sandwiches
December 7, 2017January 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Ketchup Sandwich (ZOMG, we know!)

A lassi yoghurt drink
December 6, 2017December 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Lassi (the Indian yoghurt drink)

E.T.
December 1, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

“E.T. phone home” Quote Off Extravaganza

A bull
November 30, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The School Bull (better than a school bell)

A bull
November 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Alarm Bull (better than an alarm bell)

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