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Tag: Inventions

Straw sweep
2 weeks ago May 7, 2019May 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sweep (a way to sleep & clean up!)

A cake with strawberries
April 19, 2019April 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)

Tape measure
March 7, 2019March 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)

Umbrella
December 11, 2018December 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ultra-Umbrella (ULTRA!)

An extravagant crevice with a waterfall
October 11, 2018October 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Drum Pit (drum kits in a pit)

September 20, 2018September 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Moshing Machine (for hardcore washers)

Toys and a toilet
September 13, 2018September 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)

Toilet
July 5, 2018July 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?

A helicopter and a big explosion
June 22, 2018June 18, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicopter Boat (a deathtrap or saviour of the seas?)

Door
June 15, 2018June 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Dooreen (a door for people called Doreen)

Sink
April 16, 2018April 16, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sink Shower (for personal hygiene and doing the dishes!)

Bridge
March 16, 2018March 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Refbridgerators (bridges made out of old refrigerators)

Wind turbines in a sunset creating gusts
March 15, 2018March 14, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Gust Posting (like guest posting, but windier)

Tiger
February 12, 2018February 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicoptiger (tigers flyin’ helicopters)

A cow
February 5, 2018February 4, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cowch (like a couch, but for cows)

Speed boat and a banana boat on the ocean
January 19, 2018January 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cabbage Boat (better than a banana boat)

A skyscraper
November 3, 2017November 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Skyscoopers (better than skyscrapers)

The Scarf Wig
October 9, 2017October 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Scarf Wig

Pram with a battering ram on it
September 22, 2017September 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: pRam! (a pram with a battering ram on it)

The Floss Guitar
September 6, 2017September 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Floss Guitar (dental floss and guitar all-in-one!)

Toaster and kettle all-in-one
July 31, 2017July 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)

Bleach balls - everyone is happy with bleach involved
July 11, 2017July 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bleach Ball – For Great Times by the Sea!

Slipper Kippers
June 27, 2017June 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)

A ladle and a ladder
June 15, 2017June 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Laddler (a ladle and ladder all-in-one)

The ReHearse - Rehearse in a hearse
May 30, 2017May 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: ReHearse (private rehearsing in a hearse!)

The Carafan Invention
May 18, 2017May 14, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Carafans (a caravan with a 12ft fan on the back)

Spoon Fireworks
April 25, 2017April 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Volatile Spoon Fireworks Eating Implement!

The Lunge
April 13, 2017April 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Lunge (a lounge for lungers)

The Squashing Machine
April 12, 2017April 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Squashing Machine (a washing machine which squashes stuff)

The Tea Pit
March 28, 2017March 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tea Pit (holds more tea than a tea pot)

Suntan locomotion invention
March 9, 2017March 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Salubrious Suntan Locomotion

The Hedge Trombone
February 27, 2017February 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Hedge Trombone (a musical trimmer)

Curtain invention
February 24, 2017February 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CurTain (an extremely rude talking curtain)

Door Candles
February 17, 2017February 17, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Door Candle (a warmer door handle)

The CARpet
January 24, 2017January 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CARpet (a car which is also a carpet)

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