
Tag: Inventions


Who Ate the First Oyster? By Cody Cassidy

Exclusive Invention: The Cement Bitcher (like a cement mixer, but bitchier)

Exclusive Invention: The Electric Frying Pan Fan (for cool cooking)

Exclusive Invention: The Whiskle (a whisk and whistle in one)

Exclusive Invention: Bogpipes (a bigger hygiene risk than bagpipes)

Overhead Projectors: The Object, The Myth, And The Legend

Exclusive Invention: The Professional Moron First Aid Kit

Exclusive Invention: The Toilet Seat Hat

Exclusive Invention: Sweep (a way to sleep & clean up!)

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)

Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)

Exclusive Invention: The Ultra-Umbrella (ULTRA!)

Exclusive Invention: The Drum Pit (drum kits in a pit)

Exclusive Invention: The Moshing Machine (for hardcore washers)

Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)

FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?

Invention: The Helicopter Boat (a deathtrap or saviour of the seas?)

Exclusive Invention: Dooreen (a door for people called Doreen)

Exclusive Invention: The Sink Shower (for personal hygiene and doing the dishes!)

Exclusive Invention: Refbridgerators (bridges made out of old refrigerators)

Exclusive Invention: Gust Posting (like guest posting, but windier)

Invention: The Helicoptiger (tigers flyin’ helicopters)

Exclusive Invention: The Cowch (like a couch, but for cows)

Exclusive Invention: The Cabbage Boat (better than a banana boat)

Exclusive Invention: Skyscoopers (better than skyscrapers)

Exclusive Invention: The Scarf Wig

Exclusive Invention: pRam! (a pram with a battering ram on it)

Invention: The Floss Guitar (dental floss and guitar all-in-one!)

Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)

Exclusive Invention: Bleach Ball – For Great Times by the Sea!

Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)

Exclusive Invention: The Laddler (a ladle and ladder all-in-one)

Exclusive Invention: ReHearse (private rehearsing in a hearse!)
