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Tag: Inventions

A bin for an app icon
August 3, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Binder—The App For Finding Your Dream Bin

A run down shed with a green bike next to it
April 20, 2021April 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Teapot Shed (for brews and shovel storage)

A person holding an iPhone with lots of apps on it
April 1, 2021March 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Scurvy App (an app determining if you have scurvy)

A blue teapot with herbal tea in its centre
March 2, 2021March 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapot Washing Machine

A close up picture of some bread bread.
January 29, 2021January 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bread Bed (comfy foodie sleeping)

A giant wardrobe
January 7, 2021January 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wardrobe Bathtub (for bathing & fashion)

Who Ate The First Oyster? By Cody Cassidy
August 22, 2020August 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Who Ate the First Oyster? By Cody Cassidy

A cement mixer in a construction yard
June 30, 2020June 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cement Bitcher (like a cement mixer, but bitchier)

A chef creating a wall of flames whilst cooking
June 9, 2020June 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Electric Frying Pan Fan (for cool cooking)

A whistle on a kettle
February 18, 2020February 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Whiskle (a whisk and whistle in one)

A toilet with a red background of tiles
October 11, 2019October 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bogpipes (a bigger hygiene risk than bagpipes)

Overhead projector
September 5, 2019September 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Overhead Projectors: The Object, The Myth, And The Legend

First aid it with a frog
August 23, 2019August 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Professional Moron First Aid Kit

Toilet cubicles in a black and white bathroom
June 10, 2019June 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toilet Seat Hat

Straw sweep
May 7, 2019May 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sweep (a way to sleep & clean up!)

A cake with strawberries
April 19, 2019April 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)

Tape measure
March 7, 2019March 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)

Umbrella
December 11, 2018December 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ultra-Umbrella (ULTRA!)

An extravagant crevice with a waterfall
October 11, 2018October 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Drum Pit (drum kits in a pit)

September 20, 2018September 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Moshing Machine (for hardcore washers)

Toys and a toilet
September 13, 2018September 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)

Toilet
July 5, 2018July 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?

A helicopter and a big explosion
June 22, 2018June 18, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicopter Boat (a deathtrap or saviour of the seas?)

Door
June 15, 2018June 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Dooreen (a door for people called Doreen)

Sink
April 16, 2018April 16, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sink Shower (for personal hygiene and doing the dishes!)

Bridge
March 16, 2018March 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Refbridgerators (bridges made out of old refrigerators)

Wind turbines in a sunset creating gusts
March 15, 2018March 14, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Gust Posting (like guest posting, but windier)

Tiger
February 12, 2018February 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicoptiger (tigers flyin’ helicopters)

A cow
February 5, 2018February 4, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cowch (like a couch, but for cows)

Speed boat and a banana boat on the ocean
January 19, 2018January 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cabbage Boat (better than a banana boat)

A skyscraper
November 3, 2017November 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Skyscoopers (better than skyscrapers)

The Scarf Wig
October 9, 2017October 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Scarf Wig

Pram with a battering ram on it
September 22, 2017September 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: pRam! (a pram with a battering ram on it)

The Floss Guitar
September 6, 2017September 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Floss Guitar (dental floss and guitar all-in-one!)

Toaster and kettle all-in-one
July 31, 2017July 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)

Bleach balls - everyone is happy with bleach involved
July 11, 2017July 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bleach Ball – For Great Times by the Sea!

Slipper Kippers
June 27, 2017June 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)

A ladle and a ladder
June 15, 2017June 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Laddler (a ladle and ladder all-in-one)

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