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Tag: Recipes

Cauliflower Cake recipe
February 7, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cake: Yotam Ottolenghi’s Beast of a Recipe

Marmite on toast
January 16, 2020November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Marmite: How is it Made?

Beyond Burger
August 16, 2019February 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Beyond Burger: Cooking Up This Vegan Thing

Tomato sauce on a spoon
July 18, 2019July 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chimichurri & Chim Chim Cher-ee Sauce

June 4, 2019June 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Gyōza: Saying “Hell Yeah!” To This Eastern Delicacy

A toothbrush and toothpaste
May 30, 2019May 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Why Does Orange Juice Taste Bad After Brushing Your Teeth?

Butter
May 2, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Age is butter number: Butter-Based Saying is Nonsense

An egg and mayonnaise bun
April 23, 2019April 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

News: Mayonnaise to be Renamed Mayonaise in Horror Move

A cake with strawberries
April 19, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)

Instant noodles
April 9, 2019December 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Instant Noodles: How Are They Made?

Cement
March 25, 2019May 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread (It’s awful and we know it)

Vinegar
March 8, 2019March 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)

Chess pieces
February 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games

Chopsticks with a traditional Japanese drawing
January 28, 2019January 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?

Women in a tea field
December 31, 2018December 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)

Chainsaw cutting a baguette
December 4, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Cookie Cutter Chainsaw (for cookie cutting excellence)

Pomegranate
October 25, 2018October 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Pomegranates: In Praise of These Difficult to Eat Things

Noodles
October 23, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Noodles – It’s spaghetti really, isn’t it? Or not?

Dinner party
October 9, 2018October 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Host a Dinner Party

Bananas
October 8, 2018August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?

Ketchup
September 25, 2018August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Is ketchup safe for human consumption? (& etc.)

Hummus
August 24, 2018August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Houmous, Why Is It Mushy, & What Do I Do With It?

Peas
July 27, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Peaboard (better than a keyboard)

July 26, 2018August 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Dribble Cake (miles better than drizzle)

Mustard and ketchup
July 19, 2018July 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Ice Cream

Frying pan
July 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Flying Pan (better than the frying pan)

Bread
June 18, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Bread – What Is The Stuff & What Does It Do?

Coca-Cola
June 1, 2018November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banana and Coca-Cola Soup

Balaclava wearing thief
May 3, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one)

Potato being peeled
April 3, 2018April 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)

Bleach
March 26, 2018March 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)

Chocolate
March 1, 2018March 1, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)

Horse
February 27, 2018February 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)

Toilet paper
December 21, 2017November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Popular Foods Ruined by Adding “Toilet Paper” to The Name

Ketchup sandwiches
December 7, 2017January 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Ketchup Sandwich (ZOMG, we know!)

Aubergines are good for fashion
September 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Auberjeans (jeans and vegetables all-in-one!)

Tiramiso Soup
August 25, 2017December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tiramiso Soup (tiramisu & soup all-in-one!)

Key lime pie - now with added keys!
July 28, 2017July 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Key Lime Pie – Now With Extra Keys!

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