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Tag: Recipes

Deodorant sandwiches
November 26, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fine Smelling Deodorant Sandwiches

Lobster Bisque
August 25, 2014November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why is Lobster Bisque Always so Pretentious?

January 14, 2014August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

5 Things We Expect From Sandwiches In 2014

January 12, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bin Bag Soup

December 13, 2013December 13, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Glorious Examples of Why Cabbage Won’t Be The Death of Us All!

May 23, 2013September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Oreo And Salt Hot Pot!

May 16, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Cigarette Cake

May 10, 2013January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Sickly Friday: The Donut Extravaganza!

April 15, 2013January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best of Awful Fast Food!

April 13, 2013April 13, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vindaloo Curry, Ham, Cheese, and Sprouts Cake!

March 27, 2013March 27, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Cake: A Celebration of Sugar, Frosting, and Other Stuff!

March 20, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Sensational Soup: The World’s Worst Bouillabaisse!

Burger
March 13, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Burger Special: To Infinity… and Beyond

March 10, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What to Eat Today

Ham and Jam sandwich
February 22, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Ham and Jam Sandwiches

Deep-frying some chips
January 30, 2013August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Very Best Deep-Fried Food

December 9, 2012November 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Enter British Sandwich Designer of the Year 2013

A dinner party at night with lots of food and drink
October 20, 2012February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Come Dine With Me: What We’d Serve on the Show

An assortment of vegetables to make soup
March 7, 2012April 14, 2020Truman Trumanson

10 Really Good Soups That Haven’t Been Made Yet

Sandwiches
February 20, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Top 10 Best Sandwiches That Don’t Exist

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