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Tag: Satire

A run down shed with a green bike next to it
April 20, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Teapot Shed (for brews and shovel storage)

An employee slouching at his desk at work
April 19, 2021April 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How Your Employees Should Sit at Their Desks at Work

A couple walking on a cobbled street holding hands
April 16, 2021April 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps doing farmer’s blow in public!”

An alien spaceship
April 13, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #4: Aliens Seeking Kippers

A man looking at his watch realising it's time to take his top off
April 9, 2021April 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband always walks around with his top off!”

April 5, 2021April 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Clapping at Work: Rules on Celebrating Things

A person holding an iPhone with lots of apps on it
April 1, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Scurvy App (an app determining if you have scurvy)

A business working at a table with people writing and drinks nearby
March 29, 2021March 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Drinking at Work: Is Alcohol Welcome in the Workplace?

An alien spaceship abduction of a man at night
March 25, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #2: Hustling Aliens Out to Sell Goods

A close up of some larva
March 23, 2021March 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I think I have head lice!”

A male employee standing and staring at a whiteboard of information—he has no dandruff
March 22, 2021March 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dandruff at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Scalp Issues

An alien abduction of two people on a starry night
March 18, 2021November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #1: Wales Obsessed Monsters From Space

A footballer rolling on the pitch in pain clutching his kneecap
March 16, 2021March 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have kneecap pattern balding!”

A cartoon man performing a handstand
March 15, 2021March 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Handstands at Work: Your Employees’ Rights

A King's crown set to a red background
March 11, 2021March 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband thinks he’s King of England!”

An assortment of spinach
March 8, 2021March 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Spinach in the Workplace: How to Manage the Leafy Green

A bowl of curd with fruit and nuts
March 5, 2021March 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

15 Hit Singles Ruined by Adding “Curd” Into the Title

A blue teapot with herbal tea in its centre
March 2, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapot Washing Machine

An office setting with laptops, paper, pens, and employees discussing work
March 1, 2021March 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Yodelling at Work: How to Manage Employee Falsettos

Two guns placed side by side with a black background
February 25, 2021February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Russian Brûlétte (tasty dessert & game of chance)

A selection of blue and white towels
February 23, 2021February 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s bath towel always stinks!”

A dog in an office with some glasses on next to an Apple Mac
February 22, 2021February 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Office Pets: Introducing Animals to the Workplace

A pile of broken wood, with possibilities to get splinters.
February 18, 2021February 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have a splinter… am I doomed?!”

A cartoon person sleeping and dreaming of a fish in the night sky.
February 16, 2021February 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband talks in his sleep and it’s disturbing!”

A pair of horrible man's feet in some sandals.
February 15, 2021February 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Flip-Flops at Work: Should Your Business Tolerate Toes?

A cup of coffee surrounded by coffee beans.
February 11, 2021February 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I control my caffeine intake?”

A cartoon woman holding in a magnet to draw in men.
February 9, 2021February 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Women Seeking Men

A man holding his girlfriend in a romantic embrace.
February 8, 2021February 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Men Seeking Women

An orange rubber bung
February 5, 2021February 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Hot Cross Bungs (tasty and useful hole blocker)

A pregnant woman sitting down holding her stomach with a dog at her feet.
February 2, 2021January 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I tell if I’m pregnant?”

Magical Place Toys R Us advert from 1990
February 1, 2021February 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Toys “R” Us Magical Place Christmas TV Advert Debate

A close up picture of some bread bread.
January 29, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bread Bed (comfy foodie sleeping)

A couple holding hands in public on a sunny day.
January 28, 2021January 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend won’t hold hands in public!”

Two colleagues discuss paperwork by pointing with their pens. They may be flirting.
January 26, 2021January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Controlling Flirting at Work: How to Keep Employees Docile

Two businessmen shaking hands to the backdrop of money.
January 21, 2021January 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Nail Picking at Work: Your Business’ Policy

The cast of Father Ted
January 20, 2021January 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Father Ted: DRINK! It’s the Ecumenical Comedy Classic

Human feet made out in the shape of rocks on a sandy beach
January 19, 2021January 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Greatest Human Foot in History?

A giant wardrobe
January 7, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wardrobe Bathtub (for bathing & fashion)

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