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Tag: Science

Yak yakking
May 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Does the Yak Have to Yak so Much?!

Lychee and leeches
May 5, 2016May 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Are Leeches Related to Lychee?

Rubber ducks history
April 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Did Rubber Ducks Evolve From Ducks?

Hamster history
April 22, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Aren’t Hamsters Extinct?

Horse fish
April 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Is the Seahorse Really a Horse?

Scorpions anger issues
April 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why are scorpions so bloody angry?

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
April 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Which Dino Is Best? Diplodocus or Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Mozart and scatological humour
April 10, 2016September 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mozart and Scatological Humour: Diagnosing a Genius 🎻🎹🎶

Stupid sheep
April 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: How Stupid Are Sheep? We Decided to Find Out!

When does bread become toast
April 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

At What Moment (PRECISELY) Does Bread Become Toast?

Why sloths are lazy
April 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Sloths Are So Goddamn Lazy

Rattlesnake rattle
March 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Rattlesnakes Have a Rattle

Flowers in spring
March 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Super Spring: The 5 Best Flowers of This Sprightly Season

Hoarse horse
March 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Horses Are Hoarse (Neigh!)

Why do crabs walk sideays
March 18, 2016February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Why Can’t Crabs Run Forward?

Duck-billed platypus
March 14, 2016March 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Duck-Billed Platypus: What is it and why does it have that name?

Flamingos arrogance
March 11, 2016August 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Flamingo: Evolution Doing Flamboyant Stupidity to Perfection

Otters
March 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Otters (and why they aren’t related to snakes)!

The Moon landings fake
February 18, 2016July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

10 Reasons Why The Moon Landings Were Definitely Faked

Apple stalk
January 6, 2016January 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Apple Investigation: What’s The Twig Bit At The Top For?

Snow and dandruff
December 24, 2015December 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Postulations on Life: Is Snow the Earth’s Dandruff?

Cheese Tea
December 17, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Cheese Tea!

Fish soup recipe
October 21, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mackerel, Honey, and Watermelon Soup!

Mangoes
October 13, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fruit: Manstop (like mango, but with stopping power)!

Svetlana Alexievich
October 10, 2015August 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Voices From Chernobyl by Svetlana Alexievich

Seven Brief Lessons on Physics by Carlo Rovelli
October 3, 2015October 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Seven Brief Lessons on Physics by Carlo Rovelli

Microwave
September 27, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Micro Microwave!

Chewing gum
September 22, 2015April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Misophonia: Embrace The Hatred of Loud Chewers!

Sneeze
August 12, 2015September 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Gazuntite! The Remarkable World of Polite Sneeze Responses

July 23, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Peel a Banana Without Losing a Limb

Disappointment
July 7, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Is There An Ointment For Disappointment?

Peter Pan
June 19, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Isn’t There A Peter Pan Spinoff About Pans?

Friends
June 12, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: F.R.I.E.N.D.S (Friends)

Cheers
June 11, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Chers (Cheers)

Cats
May 20, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Cats Purr? Check Out Our Genuinely Insane Theories!

May 18, 2015May 18, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Tell The Thyme

April 15, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Stop Press: First Donut In Space!

Roy Porter Blood and Guts
March 21, 2015January 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Blood and Guts: A Short History of Medicine by Roy Porter 😷🚑🏥

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