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Tag: Silly

When a husband evolves into a teabag
August 23, 2022August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My husband drank tea and evolved into a teabag!”

When best friends steal baby names
August 22, 2022August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best friend stole my baby name!”

Eric's Enormous Electric Fans
August 18, 2022August 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Eric’s Enormous Electric Fans [Sponsored Post]

Aliens have not come in peace for traffic lights
August 16, 2022August 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #16: Aliens Object Violently to Traffic Lights

Orange Juice With Bits includes a picture of Satan and Hell
August 15, 2022August 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Berserk Orange Juice: The Heavy Metal Band Keen on Vitamin C

Bernadette's Baboon Bookshop
August 11, 2022August 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bernadette’s Baboon Bookshop [Sponsored Post]

Space Jeeves the space butler
August 8, 2022August 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #15: Aliens Seeking Posh British Butlers

Get Condensation to get condensed milk
August 4, 2022August 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Cantankerous Condensation Company [Sponsored Post]

How to create children who aren't spoiled
August 2, 2022August 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with spoiled brats for kids?”

When your hair gets angry and demands a perm
August 1, 2022August 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My head of hair is demanding a perm!”

Carla's Curious Cape Construction Company
July 28, 2022July 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Carla’s Curious Cape Construction Company 🦸 [Sponsored Post]

Acoustic Angus the '70s folk music star
July 26, 2022July 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Acoustic Angus: The ’70s Folk Music Hero Ruined by a Typo

Best friends shouldn't copycat each other
July 25, 2022July 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best friend is copying everything in my life!”

Lost in Translation: Misadventures in English Abroad
July 23, 2022July 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Lost in Translation: Misadventures in English Abroad

Heatwave Haiku special
July 22, 2022July 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Heatwave Haiku: Perspiration and Poetry 🥵

Ryan's Rubbish Roof Repair Robots
July 21, 2022July 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ryan’s Rubbish Roof Repair Robots [Sponsored Post]

Aliens think the meaning of life is to do the dishes
July 19, 2022July 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #14: Aliens Needing Humans to do the Dishes

PretenShush's album Meretricious Space Haddock
July 18, 2022July 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

PretenShush: The ’70s Prog Rockers Big on Week-Long Solos

Nuclear Teapot the indie game
July 17, 2022July 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Nuclear Teapot: Brew Up Some Carnage in Tea-Fest

Harold's Hamster Solicitor Firm
July 14, 2022July 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Harold’s Hamster Solicitor Firm [Sponsored Post]

Should Rhododendrons be illegal at work?
July 12, 2022July 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Rhododendron Bushes at Work: Laws on the Large Flowering Shrub

Do brooding bodyguards save marriages
July 11, 2022July 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why’s my husband hired a bodyguard to protect me?”

Gary's Grate Grammur-Lesson's
July 7, 2022July 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Gary’s Grate Grammur Lesson’s [Sponsored Post]

Throwmance the romantic practice of throwing things at people
July 5, 2022July 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Throwmance—my husband’s new take on romance”

Crustless sandwiches aren't evil
July 4, 2022July 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Crustless Sandwiches at Work: Laws For No Crusts With Bread

Fall Guys the indie game
July 3, 2022July 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fall Guys: Mini-Games, Jellybeans, Joy, Carnage… FUN!

Bob's Bargain Brain Surgery Bonanza
June 30, 2022July 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bob’s Bargain Brain Surgery Bonanza 🧠 [Sponsored Post]

Men shaving should be illegal
June 28, 2022June 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband doesn’t clean the sink after shaving!”

Great white sharks at work
June 27, 2022June 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Great White Sharks at Work: Laws Regarding Toothy Monstrosities

The Geysers and Geezers shop
June 23, 2022June 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Geysers & Geezers Pub [Sponsored Post]

BBQ employment laws for work
June 21, 2022June 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

BBQs at Work: The Laws on Barbecues in the Office

Aliens demand dinosaurs to abduct
June 20, 2022June 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #13: Aliens DEMAND Dinosaurs

The Procession to Calvary
June 19, 2022June 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Procession to Calvary: Point-and-Click Meets Monty Python

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion
June 19, 2022June 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion: Avoid Taxes in Veg-Based Romp

Windshield Wipers is the hottest club in town
June 16, 2022June 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Windshield Wipers is the BEST Club in Town [Sponsored Post]

Are gross rich old men marriage material?
June 14, 2022June 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I marry a gross rich old man?”

The crooner albums of Gut-Rot McGee
June 13, 2022June 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Gut-Rot McGee: The Story of the (fake) ’50s Crooner Star

Frank's Flower Shop
June 9, 2022May 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Frank’s Flower Shop (with Wigan Kebabs) [Sponsored Post]

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