Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Gravity: Space-Based Drama With Hot Pants
The Walking Dead: Let Us Groan Our Way to the TV
Beans Tribute Concert Special!
Fun Music To Listen To Today
How To Be A Successful Food Critic!
What Does It Mean To Be a Sheep?
Is It Possible To Eat Cake Through Your Ears?
Exclusive Recipe: Ham and Jam Soup
Mr. Seagull Knows He’s The Queen of England!*
How Do You Spell “Hummus”?
What Is A Black Hole?
Why Jaffa Cakes Are Better Than Atoms
Spurious Sunday: Sensational False Facts
Is the Game Boy Edible?
Squirrel Dude Knows He’s Better Than You
Exclusive Recipe: Oreo And Salt Hot Pot!
Terrifying (but cute) Pictures of Animals Yawning
Exclusive Invention: The Lazy O’Meter!
Beans The Chinese Dwarf Hamster Update!
Will Yawning Kill Us All?!
In Praise Of Bumble Bees!
Professional Moron Wins The “Your Blog Stinks!” Award!
Exclusive Recipe: The Cigarette Cake
How To Approach Bono
Is it Possible to Build a House Out of Avocados?
What To Do During A Thunderstorm
Join The Flying Spaghetti Monster Cult
Exclusive Invention: The Shed Hat
Sickly Friday: The Donut Extravaganza!
Tama The Super Station Master: Remembering An Icon
The Lost Art Of Eating A Pomegranate
Exclusive Invention: The Spinach Mobile
How To Be An Englishman/woman For The Day
