Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. π΅πββ¬πΉπΉοΈππ½οΈ
Great Works of Literature Ruined by Putting “Cheese” in the Title
CHILD of LIGHT: Gorgeous RPG Melancholia
Omurice: The Psychotic Tale of the Worldβs Most Disturbed Omelettes
Your Favourite Football Players Discuss Physics
Apocalypse Scenarios to Heartily Embrace
Hamster News 2014: Adieu Boris
Our Pet Walrus And Us – Experiences With A Large Flippered Marine Mammal!
These New Cornflakes Ranges Will Terrify You
How To Write Proper: Your Guide to Writing Really, Really Well
Why Sandwiches Should Play a Larger Role in Films
Professional Moronβs Fashion Tips For 2014
Professional Moron Looks Back: Advice for Mr. Wapojif’s Teenage Self
Professional Moronβs Failed Blog Mascot
Are you a Vulture or a Sculpture?
Professional Moron Explains This Fish!
Desserts vs Deserts: Busting Some Spelling Pudding Myths
Boris the Hamster – Progress Report!
How To Have a Conversation About Eggs
The Mongoose of Wall Street
In Contempt Of Drinking Orange Juice After You’ve Brushed Your Teeth
5 Things We Expect From Sandwiches In 2014
Why is Mozzarella so Weird?
Exclusive Recipe: Bin Bag Soup
Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien is a Groovy Indie Classic
What If Historyβs Greatest Composers HADNβT Been Composers?
7 Pieces of Technology Weβd Love To Sea In 2014!
Get To Know Professional Moron With These 25 Answered Questions!
The Shelfie! All About the Book Stacking Craze
Buddy Rich & Gene Krupa: Praising the Genius Drummers
Glorious Examples Why Cabbage Wonβt Be The Death of Us All!
The Japanese Art of Okonomiyaki Pancakes!
Are cats going to take over the world?!?!?
Colossal Weight Gain Experiment: Sponsor Our Absurd Quest!
Boris the Syrian Hamster: The Life & Times
Gravity: Space-Based Drama With Hot Pants
The Walking Dead: Let Us Groan Our Way to the TV
