Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Where Did Chopin Do His Shoppin’?
The Wire Fairies WILL Tangle Your Earphone Wires
Exclusive Recipe: Cake Soup!
Sandwiches: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
5 Films Arnold Schwarzenegger Should’ve Been In
The Best Disgusting Stuff You Could Find In Your Fast Food!
The 2013 Oscar Nominations Are In!
The Diogenes Challenge: Could YOU Live In A Barrel?
The Tomato: Vegetable or Fruit?
Exclusive: Beef Cuts Sound Like Hit Singles!
What was life like on Mars?
Why Tea is the Best Drink Ever
Blogging Award: Seven Professional Moron Facts
When will there be a McDonald’s on Mount Everest?
The Mona Lisa: A Pretentious & Inept Reimagining
The Happy New Year Monster: Doom, Gloom, and Celebrations
Arrested Development: The Quirky & Hilarious Comedy Great
The Year That Was 2012: Review Special
What is it With Horses? Insights on the Domesticated Mammal
New Years Resolutions: How to Transform Your Paltry Existence
Why is it called Boxing Day, Mummy?
The Queen’s Speech: Our Predictions on Ma’am’s Words
Advanced Mathematics: Only the numbers suffer!
Exclusive Guide: How To Get Off On The Wrong Foot With Someone!
The Mayan Apocalypse: How to Handle the World’s End
In Praise of Gravy
TV or not TV? Some Notes on Television
How To Be Regal: Acting Up In The Name Of Royalty
Robots: The Solution To All of Life’s Problems?
Exclusive Recipe: The Christmas Kebab (yuletide eating fun)
When Santa Got Stuck up the Chimney: The True Story
Free Plot Developments for Popular Soaps
Exclusive Recipe: Sugar Soup!
The British Sandwich Designer of the Year Competition
In Praise of Mud: The Brilliant Soft, Sticky Matter
