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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Mars Bar - what's in the name?
May 1, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are They Called Mars Bars, Anyway?

April 30, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Pictures: The World’s Most Unfortunate Sauces

April 29, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Where’s The Most Awkward Place To Have A Fight?

April 28, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Delusional Donkey: Insights Into a Peculiar World

April 27, 2013August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ferdinand Magellan: The Age of Discovery Rediscovered

April 26, 2013October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Scientific Corner: Why Humans Don’t Need Three Legs

April 25, 2013April 25, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be An Irritating Social Media Presence!!!!!!!!!

International Cat Day
April 24, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

It’s International Cat Day

April 22, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Worst Pizzas in the World

April 20, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of Canadian Geese

Online romance
April 19, 2013November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Lonely Hearts Column!

April 18, 2013August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Eating On Public Transport Makes You An Arse

Baboon or a bassoon?
April 17, 2013December 31, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Are you a Baboon or a Bassoon?

April 16, 2013October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why You Must Not Sit On Tree

April 15, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best of Awful Fast Food

Some headphones to listen to music on.
April 14, 2013April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Distinctive Music Videos For You To Enjoy

April 13, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vindaloo Curry, Ham, Cheese, and Sprouts Cake!

April 12, 2013April 12, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Pictures From Mr. Wapojif’s Alien Abduction!

April 11, 2013October 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Ruin Spring For Everyone

April 10, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Enjoy Spring

April 9, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Complete And Utter Food Disasters!

April 8, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Stuff Worse Than Margaret Thatcher

Angry Volcano
April 7, 2013January 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Professional Moron

April 6, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Nuclear Apocalypse? We Prefer Kittens

April 5, 2013April 5, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Fish Food Controversy Exposé!

April 4, 2013April 4, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

What Would History’s Lunatics Have Knitted?

April 3, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

What Happens When You Leave Bread Out?

April 1, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cowmobile

A clapperboard for cinema and filming
March 31, 2013September 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

YouTube Clips To Make Your Sunday Better Than It Is

March 30, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Power of Lemonade

Studio Ghibli mascot Totoro
March 28, 2013December 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Does Totoro (From My Neighbour Totoro) Exist?

March 27, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Cake: A Celebration of Sugar, Frosting, and Other Stuff!

Honey badger
March 26, 2013December 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Honey Badger: Behold Nature’s Psychopath

March 25, 2013March 26, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

How To Have The Perfect Wedding Day!

March 24, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Really Embarrassing Stuff You’ll Want To Avoid Next Week

March 23, 2013July 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of the Egg and Spoon Race

March 22, 2013September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Mr. Splashy Pants

March 21, 2013October 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

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